Author Topic: Most Wanted AH Features (Attempted Humor) (Read 1167 times)

DonULFonso · « **Reply #15 on:** March 17, 2003, 11:53:30 AM »

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Originally posted by Mini D
I'd settle for Mila Jojovic.

...you mean instead of...

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Originally posted by funkedup
10. Functional Sheep

udet · « **Reply #16 on:** March 17, 2003, 05:50:41 PM »

what about a special gun that converts every La-7 you fire on into a C47?

Innominate · « **Reply #17 on:** March 17, 2003, 07:47:51 PM »

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Originally posted by udet
what about a special gun that converts every La-7 you fire on into a C47?

I'd spend perks for that.

Pei · « **Reply #18 on:** March 17, 2003, 08:00:42 PM »

Self imporvement training aid:

A keg, tube pump and mouth-piece system which will feed you beer everytime you get a kill (or shoot a chute).
With override "Fill me up!" button mappable to HOTAS/

texace · « **Reply #19 on:** March 17, 2003, 10:41:12 PM »

But Pei...if the beer system can be overriden, what's the point of the reward incentive?

Mini D · « **Reply #20 on:** March 17, 2003, 11:13:45 PM »

I don't understand why I'd have to chose between Mila and Sheep. If I'm fantasizing... I might as well just have both.

MiniD

Duckwing6 · « **Reply #21 on:** March 18, 2003, 03:30:17 AM »

no no texace it would be an "EMERGENCY OVERRIDE" only .. of course

to stop the shooters hands from shaking so badly he's not getting any pray

Psyco · « **Reply #22 on:** March 18, 2003, 10:29:57 AM »

11. Special "TardFinder" AI detects and automatically hi-lights tards as a flashing blue icon, with killshooter being turned-off for that plane only.

Psyco:eek:

Mini D · « **Reply #23 on:** March 18, 2003, 10:56:26 AM »

Our squad already has that feature. Its called "Squad Highlight".

MiniD

Curval · « **Reply #24 on:** March 18, 2003, 11:47:08 AM »

4. Perked Steerable Chute with M4/M203 Combo

If not this then at least the ability to raise ones arm and extend one's middle finger at inbound chute-shooters.

I think #6 is probably a rear firing oil discharger. A James Bond addition that will foul the windscreen of cons approaching from one's six.