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Offline Naso

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« Reply #30 on: March 21, 2003, 10:14:55 AM »
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"a bomb strike to decapitate saddam hussein"


Suddenly an image has formed in my mind, with this bomb screaming down with a blade in his hands.

Sort of the bullets from "Roger Rabbit"

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« Reply #31 on: March 21, 2003, 10:16:41 AM »
#1 Any peice where they talked about the MOAB bomb. Good grief.

#2 Anything that came out of CNN Erin Brown's overstuffed pie hole.

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« Reply #32 on: March 21, 2003, 10:20:39 AM »
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Do a Google search for "bombcat".


The bombcat part tracks... the F14 Tomahawk part is right out.
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« Reply #33 on: March 21, 2003, 10:38:21 AM »
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When the first bombs were dropped, Peter Jennings said something to the effect of:

"and B17s are bombing Bagdhad, er F117s"


I thought I heard that too, but I think it was F17's is what he said..


The true age of Ted Koppel and that other guy, talking about the lip mic..

And there was this guy talking about what they just passed and then goes (While a Lt.Col stands next to him) well, well Im not allowed to talk about that..
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« Reply #34 on: March 21, 2003, 11:00:08 AM »
Most idiotic statement was made during an interview of a former British diplomat who had lived for many years in Iraq.

"The U.S. is interfering with the sovereignty of a foreign nation and the right of its people to choose their own form of government."

I could only shake my head in amusement.  

That merely confirmed my impression that much of the opposition to the invasion is based on deep-seated, anti-American sentiment.  A sentiment that was, in his case, personal and not representative of the nation that he comes from.  A sentiment that was reinforced by his long residence in a country where he was subjected to the subtle, and not so subtle, propaganda of Saddam's regime.

As the Bible says, "There are none so blind as those that will not see."

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« Reply #35 on: March 21, 2003, 11:30:03 AM »
and you arent sujected to such messages lol. you never watch fox?

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« Reply #36 on: March 21, 2003, 11:33:41 AM »
Dolf,

I watch Fox about as often as you watch CNN.

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« Reply #37 on: March 21, 2003, 01:28:32 PM »
"The sisters of death and night move incesantly over Bagdad" - Dan Blather CBS

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« Reply #38 on: March 21, 2003, 06:51:49 PM »
"the hamas have been urging iraqi's to carry out homicide bombings" some bimbo fox news
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« Reply #39 on: March 21, 2003, 06:53:12 PM »
"A few hours ago, B-52 Stealth Bombers  departed Lakenheath for targets in Iraq."
  ABC News Radio

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« Reply #40 on: March 22, 2003, 01:13:15 AM »
"...and on the right side of the (Kiowa Warrior) we have a two point seven millimeter rocket launcher..." - CNN

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« Reply #41 on: March 22, 2003, 04:24:42 AM »
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"A few hours ago, B-52 Stealth Bombers  departed Lakenheath for targets in Iraq."
  ABC News Radio


What's even more impressive is that they came from Lakenheath.  I never saw them at all (not to mention we don't have the ramp space to support buffs).  The buffs were at RAF Fairford.

Also, found this little gem on Sky News website:

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Capt. Bergen said he was not aware of any US casualties but an armoured vehicle used to retrieve damaged tanks had been hit by a rocket-propelled brigade.


Story here
« Last Edit: March 22, 2003, 04:27:06 AM by Athena3 »

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« Reply #42 on: March 22, 2003, 07:18:59 AM »
An MSNBC reporter about 100 foot from a battery of M109A6s:
"Oooh! Man that's loud!"  "I don't know if you folks at
home can hear this, but it's incredibly loud "

     We couldn't hear it, because the camera mic obviously had
a decibel limit filter or something, all you could hear was the
initial noise, then it cut out.  I was ROFL at this mental giant
standing 100 foot from a 6 inch gun not realizing it would be
loud.  Must be his first war or something :)

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« Reply #43 on: March 22, 2003, 07:29:31 AM »
FOX News:
Anchor: I know you can't disclose your locatoin, but I see it's green behind you.

Meatwad: Yes, we are just across the Tigris River from Basara.


Just frag the idiot.....
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« Reply #44 on: March 22, 2003, 07:38:53 AM »
Hey!!!!

BTW That was another Meatwad, not the original whom is currently speaking and the one is currently speaking is me and the original.
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