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Offline Saurdaukar

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« on: March 21, 2003, 10:15:25 AM »
WOW!  Just had my excitement for the day!

Went outside the office to have a puff... its warm enough, so I figured I'd take a stroll around the building and make a few phone calls at the same time.

Im on the phone, merrily walking when I hear the flapping of wings and hissing!  

I look up and... "What the diddly!?!?!"  A whoopee goose is headed STRAIGHT FOR ME!!  The thing is going about mach 5, is no more that 5 feet from me when I spot it, wings outspread, head hieght, and hissing!!  

After yelling the above quoted words to the individual on the other end of the phone, I take a good 6-7 steps backward without thinking in horror of this black and white beast hellbent on my destruction!

Upon noting that the goose was flying faster than I was stumbling backwards I cocked my arm in a backhand position and held my ground in anticipation of my own "shock and awe" strike.

I wait a split second for the infidel to enter into the firing arc of my fist and let loose.  Three knuckels firmly plant into the fat underbelly of this feathered warrior and the crunch was satisfying.  The goose is knocked to the ground, and with my defensive measure successful, I proceed to step further away from this furious flyer.

Now on the ground, the goose is hissing madly and starts running at me!  Hell with this, I shut the phone off and ran like an 8 year old to the front door into the waiting taunts of my co-workers.  Safely inside the building now, my collegues and I watch as the goose returns to its previous location, obviously a nest.

Amidst settling a bit from my adrenaline rush, I eye up my aggressor and begin laughing.  This indeed... is turning out to be an intersting day.  :D

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« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2003, 10:25:28 AM »
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GO GOOSE!!!!!


(you beating up a goose is not to far out for an analogy of what the UK/US is doing to Iraq too!)


I have reason to believe that the goose was a UAV remote controlled by someone in the bushes (Dowding?) and was potentially filled with WMD.  

My strike was a preemptive measure to ensure the loss of life was minimal.  

You should have seen this... Funniest Home Video material for sure.... Im just thankful he didnt have a wingman - I would have been roped.

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« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2003, 10:54:04 AM »
OMG is that funny.  I had a GREAT mental image of that!!

thanks for the laugh!! :D :D :D :D


hehehehehe

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« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2003, 10:54:15 AM »
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I have reason to believe that the goose was a UAV remote controlled by someone in the bushes (Dowding?) and was potentially filled with WMD.  

My strike was a preemptive measure to ensure the loss of life was minimal.  

You should have seen this... Funniest Home Video material for sure.... Im just thankful he didnt have a wingman - I would have been roped.


Geese make awesome security guards. They are vicious. You are lucky she did not start biteing you. I saw some nasty scars on someone once that got them from a goose attack.

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« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2003, 11:04:59 AM »
lol Mazz. You remember gettin' testy with me in the Nascar thread?

Next time, I'll send something with claws. :D

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« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2003, 11:10:31 AM »
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lol Mazz. You remember gettin' testy with me in the Nascar thread?

Next time, I'll send something with claws. :D


LOL!!  Ill be watching the race this weekend - dont send anymore of your goons!  :D

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« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2003, 11:15:14 AM »
Oedipus, nothing is so one sided as the confrontation between Saddam's torturers and his helpless victims.  Thank God they will no longer be at his mercy.

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« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2003, 11:18:38 AM »
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LOL!!  Ill be watching the race this weekend - dont send anymore of your goons!  :D


ROFLMAO!

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« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2003, 11:34:12 AM »
Mazz is a popsicle.

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« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2003, 12:04:00 PM »
Hand to Beak combat,  gotta love it :)

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« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2003, 12:25:08 PM »
Was it a Canda goose?

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« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2003, 12:35:36 PM »
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Mazz is a popsicle.



Ah, finally a user name that reflects the user.  :D

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« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2003, 12:43:53 PM »
LOL At least I wouldn't run from a bird!! My God man, I thought you Philly guys were tough!! I doubt it was a goose, too- it was probably a little duck. A yellow one. Made out of rubber. Nanner. Nanner nanner. :D

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« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2003, 12:52:18 PM »
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LOL At least I wouldn't run from a bird!! My God man, I thought you Philly guys were tough!! I doubt it was a goose, too- it was probably a little duck. A yellow one. Made out of rubber. Nanner. Nanner nanner. :D


Bird my bellybutton - this flying tank dwarfed a C130.  Superman would have run from this thing.  

Its too bad my digicam is at home... my first thought was to go back out with a camera, try and piss it off again, and take pictures of mid-air engagements.  :D  (Never said I was very bright)

At this point, Im trying to figure out how to get to my car without being killed on the way - he's probably made a few phone calls and I expect a flock waiting for me.  Maybe I should call some of my tough "Philly-Yo" buds to come save me from being easten in very small bits and being digested by a killer goose.  ;)

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« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2003, 12:59:46 PM »
ROFLMAO Hey, I've been chased by a goose before- they're highly territorial. Take Ripsnort with you and the goose might mistake his head for an egg and sit on it, thus allowing you to escape.