Hehe ... you Russian guys crack me up.
Boy are you gonna be surprised when the war ends.

Oh wait ..... let me guess ....
May 1, 2003, 1730hrs MSK (GMT +3), Moscow - As the Imperialist Armies of the U.S. and their allies were on the verge of defeat, chemical, biological and nuclear arsenals were released on the populace of Iraq. Bazillions of innocent lives were massacred at the hands of blood-thirsty marines and soldiers bent on revenge. The sand runs red with the blood of martyrs.
Brave members of Saddam Fedayeen sacrificed themselves trying to save as many women and children as they could with their bayonets, hand grenades and finely crafted Russian small arms. U.S. military officials have falsely claimed that they were not part of the massacres and, with obviously scripted acting, tearfully say that if thay had only gotten there sooner they could have saved the lives of countless innocents.
Our government has lodged an official protest with the U.N. and we are currently mobilizing in Chechnya to destroy U.S. and British elements known to be lurking there.
Iraq is off limits to travel. It is strongly recommended by the government that any propoganda from outside sources be disregarded since it would only serve to upset the people.

Try some of this .... then come back and resume as usual since it won't really make any difference. You're "immune" to propoganda bs.
http://www.msnbc.com/news/870749_asp.htm