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Offline myelo

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« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2003, 01:12:52 PM »
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I don't like them myself.. I thought donuts were supposed to have well.. dough in them.. lol   not PURE SUGAR


Don't be ridiculous. They're only about 50% sugar.

The rest is fat.

Funked, you should run a line from the "Hot light" to your house. Those babies have a pretty short half-life. Minutes matter.
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« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2003, 01:46:45 PM »
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Those babies have a pretty short half-life.


yeah they do.. so what do they become at the end of the 'life'...      hockey pucks.    Ever tried to eat a cold one?

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« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2003, 01:55:56 PM »
dude when you are drunk hot krispy kreme donuts are better than sex

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« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2003, 02:00:41 PM »
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dude when you are drunk hot krispy kreme donuts are better than sex


Insert a witty comment about Zigrat's sex life here.

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« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2003, 02:00:42 PM »
ouch
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« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2003, 02:29:04 PM »
Maybe his sex life IS a great big DONUT "0".

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« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2003, 03:22:07 PM »
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yeah they do.. so what do they become at the end of the 'life'... hockey pucks. Ever tried to eat a cold one?


That's what 10-second notches on the microwave are for.  You get one shot at bringing a Krispy Kreme donut back to life.

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« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2003, 03:43:10 PM »
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dude when you are drunk hot krispy kreme donuts are better than sex


I could say something crude about some people prefering sex with a pastry- but I won't. I could make sick jokes about cream filled donoughts- but I won't. I could say something obnoxious about a drunken Zigrat playing ring toss- but I won't.

I also won't ever eat a Krispy Kreme doughnut again. That pleasure has been taken from me.

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« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2003, 03:45:10 PM »
lol airhead

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That's what 10-second notches on the microwave are for. You get one shot at bringing a Krispy Kreme donut back to life.


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« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2003, 04:15:14 PM »
I like 'em cold, hot, whatever.

They aren't better than sex.  At least not sex where she has a couple of donuts stuck on her boobies.

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« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2003, 04:42:04 PM »
lol

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« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2003, 04:46:17 PM »
:D

Zig, what about Italian Beef?

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« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2003, 05:07:04 PM »
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I start in a new location tomorrow, within 1 block of a K.K. I'll eat a pound of donuts day, and never gain an ounce...Genetics is a squeak sometimes ;)


I never gain an ounce either...i gain pound after pound.

it will catch up on you someday you lucky bastich ! :D

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« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2003, 05:16:15 PM »
haha
they key is drunk. for some reason alcohol with me is like weed with other people. at 4am when you are coming back from a club and are hammered and you tell the cabbie to stop at krispy kreme it is sooooo gooooood. when i am sober i can take em or leave em :)

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« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2003, 05:41:53 PM »
kinda like the only time I'll eat at Denny's is at around 2:30 am...
or used to anyway