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Offline Martlet

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« on: March 31, 2003, 04:20:18 AM »
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Offline Nash

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« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2003, 05:08:37 AM »
From the weekly world news. I like this one also:

"Excited Swiss scientists say they've found the "eject button" inside your head that catapults your soul from your body when you die!"

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« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2003, 06:52:48 AM »
Officials are quite confident the "time-traveler's" claims are bogus. Yet the SEC source admits, "No one can find any record of any Andrew Carlssin existing anywhere before December 2002."

 Someone's been watching startrek

However, he refuses to reveal the location of the machine or discuss how it works, supposedly out of fear the technology could "fall into the wrong hands."

I think I know where it is....




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« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2003, 07:08:09 AM »
like your siggy there tronsky, you got good taste in TV shows. :)
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« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2003, 09:21:26 AM »
I like this Conspiracy theory... More fun than the current news
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Offline vorticon

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« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2003, 09:25:08 AM »
hmmm if he really is from 2266 im sure he would have something to get him out of the jail cell...

i say its time they start asking him about the future...just as a joke
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« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2003, 10:34:54 AM »
Weekly Wrold News? Now those are great for giving me a laugh, since every single story in there is totally fake!
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« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2003, 10:49:20 AM »
dosnt fox own that paper as well?
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« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2003, 11:31:26 AM »
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dosnt fox own that paper as well?



Nah, that one's owned by Les Echos.
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« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2003, 01:21:24 PM »
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Time to ********! :D


Please stop mentioning that name... my skin crawls everytime one does, thank you :)
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« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2003, 03:28:41 PM »
I guess this guy wanted to do it the hard way.

The way I figure it, I spend more on lunch today that the average household made in several months 200 years ago. Why wouldn't a guy from the future simply hit the ATM before his trip, take out the equivalent of $100, then live like a king on it when he got here?

I guess he was afraid that nobody would be able to break a $1,000,000 bill.
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« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2003, 03:41:21 PM »
lol that story made my day...
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« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2003, 03:46:43 PM »
Geez, talk about getting greedy... $350 million, and he couldn't stop himself! He must be a hacker...
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« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2003, 05:05:37 PM »
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From the weekly world news. I like this one also:

"Excited Swiss scientists say they've found the "eject button" inside your head that catapults your soul from your body when you die!"

:)



The Continuing Adventures of Bat Boy are the best articles.


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« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2003, 05:20:18 PM »
what would he do with the money in our time? buy lots of hookers? :)
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