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Offline Krusher

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« on: March 31, 2003, 12:12:23 PM »
Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following Multiple Choice test. (The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually happened! Do you remember?)

1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:

a. Olga Corbitt

b. Sitting Bull

 c. Arnold Schwartzeneger

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 

2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:

a. Lost Norwegians

b. Elvis

c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

 

3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:

a. John Dillinger

 b. The King of Sweden

 c. The Boy Scouts

 d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 

4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:

a. A pizza delivery boy

b. Pee Wee Herman

 c. Geraldo Rivera

d. Muslim ! male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 

5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:

a. The Smurfs

 b. Davy Jones

 c. The Little Mermaid

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 

6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:

a. Captain Kid

 b. Charles Lindbergh

 c. Mother Teresa

 d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 

7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:

a. Scooby Doo

 b. The Tooth Fairy

c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid

 d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 

8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:

a. Richard Simmons

 b. Grandma Moses

 c. Michael Jordan

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 

9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:

a. Mr. Rogers

 b. Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women problems

c. The World Wrestling Federation

 d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 

10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Center and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted to a crash by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:

a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd

 b. The Supreme Court of Florida

c. Mr. Bean

 d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 

11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:

a. Enron

 b. The Lutheran Church

c. The NFL

 d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 

12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:

a. Bonny and Clyde

 b. Captain Kangaroo

 c. Billy Graham

 d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 

I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?

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« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2003, 12:25:57 PM »
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Originally posted by Krusher
Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following Multiple Choice test. (The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually happened! Do you remember?)

1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:
c. Arnold Schwartzeneger

2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:

a. Lost Norwegians

3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:

c. The Boy Scouts

4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:

c. Geraldo Rivera

5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:

c. The Little Mermaid

6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:

c. Mother Teresa

7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:

a. Scooby Doo

8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:

a. Richard Simmons

9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:

c. The World Wrestling Federation

10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Center and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted to a crash by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:

c. Mr. Bean

11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:

b. The Lutheran Church

12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:

b. Captain Kangaroo

I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?


No, I do not.

What do I win for taking this quiz?
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« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2003, 12:30:34 PM »
Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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Looks like we got a right wing repugnant racist on our hands here.


Now theres TWO OF US :D

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« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2003, 12:55:31 PM »
IIRC, this "test" was given by Senator Conrad Burns (R, MT)  on the floor of the Senate last year in response to other members comments about racial profiling after the 9/11 attacks.

His argument was that political correctness is a joke and is costing lives.

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« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2003, 12:57:24 PM »
Who's Olga?

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Olga?
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2003, 01:11:28 PM »
The best female gymnast of her day.

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« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2003, 04:07:37 PM »
2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.


 Hint: In which country did the CIA topple the legitimate government of Premier Mohammed Mossadegh in 1953?

8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


 Hint: Which country used it's influence with despotic moranchy of Saudi Araba to put it's military onto Saudi Arabia soil under the false pretext of 250,000 iraqi troops amassed on the SA border using fake satellite picture images?

 I am not arguing here whether those actions were justified or not but the consequences should have been expected by the people paid to protect us.

 miko

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« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2003, 05:23:57 PM »
damn.. is that a rebel flag avatar??


hmm

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« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2003, 05:45:53 PM »
Miko, are you sympathetic with the arab male terrorists between the ages of 17 and 40?  It just comes across so powerfully to me in your musings that they and their tactics are where your heart resides.

In Iran the appropriate response would have been for the incoming regime, however backward and prehistoric it was, to expel the american diplomats.

In Saudi Arabia the appropriate response would have been for the Saudi people to depose of the, how you say, despotic monarchy.  Flying 767s into american institutions is a rather ignorant and self destructive thing to do.

In both cases young arab men resorted to methods of terror in pursuit of their poilitcal aspirations.

This pursuit and employment of terror will not work in a civilized world.  All it will do is cause the death of millions, mostly arabs.

These people need to get their act straightened out rather quickly.
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« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2003, 05:56:58 PM »
Right on Krusher!!!!

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« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2003, 05:57:45 PM »
Kill all the Haji's

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« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2003, 06:10:41 PM »
Yeager: Miko, are you sympathetic with the arab male terrorists between the ages of 17 and 40?

 I pretty specifically stated that "I am not arguing here whether those actions were justified..." but since you are asking, I will tell you that I am not sympathetic with the terrorists.

 What I am saying is that if we go and rearrange the governments of the countries where those despicable terrorists live, it is only natural to expect trouble from them and take precautions, like arming the pilots, guarding the embassy better, etc.

In Iran the appropriate response would have been for the incoming regime, however backward and prehistoric it was, to expel the american diplomats.

 The capture of the embassy was not done by the regime but by militant students.

In Saudi Arabia the appropriate response would have been for the Saudi people to depose of the, how you say, despotic monarchy.

 I bet few tens of thousands of US troops standing there would have had a different opinion. US has a history of propping despotic regimes when it suits our interests and Saudi and Kuwaiti regimes are the most suitable to our interests so far.
 Given the democracy, they tend freely to elect fundamentalist governments or socialists that nationalise holdings of foreign industries or nationalists like Hitler that want to return some territories, or "appeasers" like french, etc.

Flying 767s into american institutions is a rather ignorant and self destructive thing to do.

 I was not working in WTC only becasue a couple of year earlier Solomon broke the signed contract, or retracted it with the penalty, whatever and our company did not move there but a few of my friends and relatives were working there and in the immediately adjucent buildings. I was on next to the guy talking on the phone to his brother on the 82(?) floor ntill the oment we saw the tower fall in the window. Had to keep my house windows closed for a few days because of the smoke and smell.
 But as much as I deplore this destruction, I have to say that while it seriously disrupted our plans, it was a very conducive to their (Al-Qaeda) plans.

This pursuit and employment of terror will not work in a civilized world.

 I bet it does. I can see it working where I live. Who do you think we are, israeli, to bury our dead and go on with our lives? We are changing and most likely exactly like those people wanted us to change.

All it will do is cause the death of millions, mostly arabs.

 I am afraid that the lives of those millions concern you much more than they concern Al-Qaeda. Such deaths will not make them change their evil designs.

 miko

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« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2003, 07:22:16 PM »
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Kill all the Haji's


Go for it... we'll sit back and watch.  There's no room for a racist argument on this bbs.




By the way, wasn't Haji an Indian from Johnny Quest?
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« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2003, 07:39:00 PM »
Oct, "haji" was the slang we used for Iraqis in the first gulf war. Not saying it was right, that's just the way it was.

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« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2003, 07:41:41 PM »
Thanks Raub


His name sounds right... but it's spelled "Hadji".  I correct myelf :)

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