report 04-02-03 April 4, 2003, 1558hrs MSK (GMT +3), Moscow - According to the latest intercepted radio communications:
"(crackle)American(fzzzzt)British(zap-pop)confusion(whreeee)surrender(whooooreeeeroooo)over."
Yes, my friends. The war is over and the British and American invaders have been defeated.
American and Allied commanding officers signing surrender documents on one of the U.S. Navy ships in the Persian Gulf. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Once again ... scooping -am-
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