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Offline Stringer

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« on: April 02, 2003, 08:39:06 PM »
Favorite series....Black Adder Goes Forth.....Favorite episode....The "Coffe Darling?" episode!

I have a cunning plan.

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« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2003, 09:18:23 PM »
i like episode where he falls in love with bob. they talkin to the old crazy witch and she tells him 3 possible option. one is kill bob. two is kill himself. 3 is kill everyone.

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« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2003, 09:23:53 PM »
That was Blackadder 2.  



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« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2003, 09:31:02 PM »
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Originally posted by Swoop
That was Blackadder 2.  



"You have a woman's purse my lord!"




is blackadder 1 the world war I shows? they both funny.

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« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2003, 10:14:17 PM »
Blackadder I was waaaaay back in the middle ages.  Richard the 3rd time?  I think.

"I shall call myself.....the Black Vegetable!"
"Actually my lord I have a better idea......"


Blackadder II was Elizabethan.

"My apple-o-gies for being late Blackadder."




Blackadder III was Regency period.

"It's as cunning as a very cunning thing."



Blackadder IV was WWI trenches.

"Treat yer kite like yer woman, get inside her 10 times a day and take her to heaven and back. Woof!"

oh, and "Wibble."





P.S.  I really fancy Miranda Richardson who played Queen Liz the 1st in Blackadder II.
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« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2003, 10:28:58 PM »


(dawn, in the dugout)
 
Baldrick: (enters) It's stopped raining at last, sir, begging your pardon --
     looks like we might have a nice day for it.
 
George: Yes, it's nearly morning...
 
Edmund: (peeks outside) Good lord -- so it is. Right, time to make my call.
   (winds the telephone) Hello? Field Marshal Sir Douglas Haig, please.
   Yes, it's urgent...
 
   (Haig picks up and is looking over a model of the battlefield.)
 
Haig: Haig.
 
Edmund: Hello, Sir Douglas.
 
Haig: Who is this?
 
Edmund: Captain Blackadder, sir, erstwhile of the 1945th East African rifles.
 
Haig: Good lord! Blacky! (knocks down an entire line of model soldiers)
 
Edmund: Yes, sir.
 
Haig: I haven't seen you since... (knocks down the second line of model
      soldiers on the same side)
 
Edmund: '92, sir -- Mboto Gorge.
 
Haig: By jingo, yes. We sure gave those pygmies a good squashing.
 
Edmund: We certainly did, sir. And do you remember...?
 
Haig: My god, yes. You saved my damn life that day, Blacky. If it weren't for
      you, that pygmy woman with the sharpened mango could have seriously...
 
Edmund: Well, exactly, sir. And do you remember then that you said that if
   I was ever in real trouble and I really needed a favour that I was
   to call you and you'd do everything you could to help me?
 
Haig: (sweeps the fallen soldier models into a dustpan) Yes, yes, I do, and
      I stick by it. You know me -- not a man to change my mind.
 
Edmund: No -- we've noticed that.
 
Haig: So what do you want? Spit it out, man. (hurls the dead platoon over
      his shoulder)
 
Edmund: Well, you see, sir, it's the Big Push today, and I'm not all that
   keen to go over the top.
       
Haig: (sits) Oh, I see. Well...
 
Edmund: It was a viciously sharp slice of mango, wasn't it, sir...
 
Haig: (fiddles with one of the soldiers) Well, this is most irregular, but,
      erm, all right. If I do fix it for you, I never want to hear from you
      again, is that clear?
 
Edmund: Suits me, Douggy.
 
Haig: Very well. Listen carefully, Blackadder; I won't repeat this. Put your
      underpants on your head and stick two pencils up your nose. They'll
      think you're crazy and send you home. Right, favour returned. (hangs up)
 
Edmund: (hanging up his end) I think the phrase rhymes with `clucking bell'.
 
Baldrick: Does that mean you'll going over the top, now, sir?
 
   (phone rings, Edmund quickly picks it up)
 
Edmund: Field Marshal?
 
Melchett: (on the other end, laughs) Well, not quite, Blackadder -- at least
     not yet. No, I just wanted to let you know I've sent a little
     surprise over for you.
 
   (Darling enters, wearing helmet)
 
George: Sir! (salutes)
 
Edmund: (hangs up the phone, turns) Captain Darling...
 
Darling: Captain Blackadder.
 
Edmund: Here to join us for the last waltz?
 
Darling: (nervous) Erm, yes -- tired of folding the general's pyjamas.
 
George: Well, this is splendid, comradely news! Together, we'll fight for king
   and country, and be sucking sausages in Berlin by teatime.
 
Edmund: Yes, I hope their cafes are well stocked; everyone seems determined
   to eat out the moment they arrive.
 
George: No, really, this is brave, splendid and noble!  Sir?
 
Edmund: Yes, Lieutenant?
 
George: I'm scared, sir.
 
Baldrick: I'm scared too, sir.
 
George: I mean, I'm the last of the tiddlywinking leapfroggers from the Golden
    Summer of 1914. I don't want to die. I'm really not overkeen on   dying
   at all, sir.
 
Edmund: How are you feeling, Darling?
 
Darling: Erm, not all that good, Blackadder -- rather hoped I'd get through the
         whole show; go back to work at Pratt & Sons; keep wicket for the
    Croydon gentlemen; marry Doris... Made a note in my diary on my way
    here. Simply says, "Bugger."
 
Edmund: Well, quite.
 
   (a voice outside gives orders)
 
Voice: (??)! (??)!
 
Edmund: Ah well, come on. Let's move.
 
Voice: Fix bayonets!
 
   (They start to go outside)
 
Edmund: Don't forget your stick, Lieutenant.
 
George: Oh no, sir -- wouldn't want to face a machine gun without this!
 
   (outside, they all line up as the shelling stops)
 
Darling: Listen! Our guns have stopped.
 
George: You don't think...?
 
Baldrick: Maybe the war's over. Maybe it's peace!
 
George: Well, hurrah! The big knobs have gone round the table and yanked the
        iron out of the fire!
 
Darling: Thank God! We lived through it! The Great War: 1914-1917.
 
George: Hip hip!
 
All but Edmund: Hurray!
 
Edmund: (loading his revolver) I'm afraid not. The guns have stopped because
   we're about to attack. Not even our generals are mad enough to shell
   their own men. They think it's far more sporting to let the Germans
   do it.
 
George: So we are, in fact, going over. This is, as they say, it.
 
Edmund: I'm afraid so, unless I think of something very quickly.
 
Voice: Company, one pace forward!
 
   (everyone steps forward)
 
Baldrick: Ooh, there's a nasty splinter on that ladder, sir! A bloke could
     hurt himself on that.
 
Voice: Stand ready!
 
   (everyone puts a foot forward)
 
Baldrick: I have a plan, sir.
 
Edmund: Really, Baldrick? A cunning and subtle one?
 
Baldrick: Yes, sir.
 
Edmund: As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning
   at Oxford University?
 
Baldrick: Yes, sir.
 
Voice: On the signal, company will advance!
 
Edmund: Well, I'm afraid it'll have to wait. Whatever it was, I'm sure it was
   better than my plan to get out of this by pretending to be mad.
   I mean, who would have noticed another madman round here?
 
   (whistle blows)
 
Edmund: Good luck, everyone. (blows his whistle)
 
   (Everyone yells as they go over the top. German guns fire before
    they're even off the ladders. The scene changes to slow motion,
    and explosions happen all around them. [An echoed piano slowly plays
    the Blackadder theme.] The smoke and flying earth begins to obscure
    vision as the view changes to the battlefield moments later: empty
    and silent with barbed wire, guns and bodies strewn across it. [A
    bass drum beats slowly.] That view in turn changes to the same field
    as it is today: overgrown with grasses and flowers, peaceful, with
    chirping birds.)

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« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2003, 10:47:38 PM »
Baldrick!
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Stay thirsty my friends.

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« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2003, 11:03:46 PM »
my favourite scene, Blackadder 1, when he drags the Kings body away...

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« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2003, 11:56:36 PM »
I wish we could make good tv like that here in the states.

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« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2003, 01:02:46 AM »
I have a cunning plan sir!

I miss that one! (R. Atkinson's last movie is out, haven't seen it yet. did anyone? How is it?)
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« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2003, 01:46:10 AM »
hello darling...

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« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2003, 02:00:42 AM »
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P.S. I really fancy Miranda Richardson who played Queen Liz the 1st in Blackadder II.


Me too! Then again, I fancy her in anything she does and she must be at least twice my age.

Melchett: "And when you return, Captain Darling will pump you thoroughly in the debriefing room."

Blackadder: "Not if I have my strength he won't."

Blackadder Goes Forth is the best, closely followed by Blackadder II. The Duke of Wellington episode from Blackadder III is very good, though.
War! Never been so much fun. War! Never been so much fun! Go to your brother, Kill him with your gun, Leave him lying in his uniform, Dying in the sun.

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« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2003, 05:00:38 AM »
Yeah, you know all about pumping eh Dowd?


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« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2003, 05:01:19 AM »
P.S.  No, you wont ever live it down.  :D


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« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2003, 05:22:54 AM »
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Originally posted by Swoop and Dowding
P.S.  I really fancy Miranda Richardson who played Queen Liz the 1st in Blackadder II.


Yup. Me too  :D

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