Originally posted by midnight Target
Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month?
-Christmas
Q. What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS from every other TV show?
-That ticking sound
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you
would find the letter "A"?
-six, seven, ate
Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser
printers all have in common?
-All were invented by people
Q. Who was the first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV?
-Fred and Wilma Flintstone