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« on: April 12, 2003, 06:44:49 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2003, 07:56:59 AM »
jeez, almost fell out of my chair.

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« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2003, 08:29:33 AM »
ROTFLOL!

They must have missed Boosh's speech about "Get with us, or get out of our way"

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« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2003, 08:54:54 AM »
I've (like 99,9% of the french) no idea of what the Stooges are ...

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« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2003, 09:32:15 AM »
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I've (like 99,9% of the french) no idea of what the Stooges are ...


They call them "Les Trois Faire-Valoir" in French.

Larry, Moe and of course, Bouclé.

"Tous les Français bon chic bon genre" adore their slaphappy tomfoolery.

Don't forget you guys awarded Jerry Lewis la Legion d'Honneur, Frances highest decoration, for his earthshaking achievements in slapstick comedy.


HEY LAAAADY!

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« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2003, 09:36:36 AM »
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Don't forget you guys awarded Jerry Lewis la Legion d'Honneur, Frances highest decoration, for his earthshaking achievements in slapstick comedy.


both wrong and offensive : he got the Légion d'Honneur because of the Telethon and "dystrophie musculaire"


Are General Schwarzkopf anf G. Peck clown too ?

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« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2003, 09:42:37 AM »
I would guess GWB is kind of a long shot for the medal this year?

I am pretty sure they will give it to Assad for his "Arab hospitality" to the fleeing Baath party members and their WMD baggage?

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« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2003, 09:44:57 AM »
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both wrong and offensive : he got the Légion d'Honneur because of the Telethon and "dystrophie musculaire"


Are General Schwarzkopf anf G. Peck clown too ?


I suspect Schwarzkopf has already quietly returned his medal.

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« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2003, 09:45:56 AM »
Try to search who can  have the légion d'Honneur and next explain me why you look to confuse Légion d'Honneur and Nobel prize.

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« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2003, 09:46:56 AM »
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I suspect Schwarzkopf has already quietly returned his medal.


What is your problem ?

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« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2003, 09:54:03 AM »
Osage's Current French Problem:

France Shows Solidarity With Damascus


By BENNY AVNI Special to the New York Sun




   UNITED NATIONS — President Bush yesterday accused Syria of having chemical weapons and warned it against trying to help the remnants of Saddam Hussein’s regime.
   Even as the president spoke with reporters on his return from Camp David, France publicly displayed its solidarity with Syria — its former colony and its last remaining Ba’athist ally.
   "We believe there are chemical weapons in Syria," Mr. Bush told reporters in the Rose Garden in a move seemingly calculated to ratchet up the rhetorical pressure on Iraq’s neighbor.
   This was the first time such an accusation was raised by anyone in the administration. It also represented a clear escalation in the barrage of almost daily warnings from Washington directed at Damascus.
   Mr. Bush however, was careful not to threaten military action. "They just need to cooperate," Mr. Bush said."We expect cooperation, and I’m hopeful we’ll receive cooperation," he added.
Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld refused to specify how the administration would respond if Saddam turns up in Damascus. But appearing on CBS, he said that in such a case, "Syria would have made an even bigger mistake." American officials continued to accuse Damascus of harboring remnants of Saddam’s regime, including two female scientists implicated in biological warfare: Huda Salih Mahdi Ammash, known as "Mrs. Anthrax," and Rihab Taha, nicknamed "Dr. Germs" and considered the highest ranked female Iraqi Ba’ath member. The last visible official of the regime, United Nations ambassador Mohammad Aldouri, was also reportedly on his way to Damascus after leaving New York over the weekend.
   Syria sought to defuse the growing tension. Its foreign ministry spokeswoman, Buthayna Shaaban, told Al-Jazeera television Syria’s borders with Iraq are closed and reiterated that none of the Iraqi leaders had asked to come to Syria.
   "As you know, Syria’s history with the Iraqi regime have never been cordial, but we have always been keen about the Iraqi people," she said.
   The increasingly sharp tone in Washington toward Syria prompted criticism from French Foreign Minister Dominique de Villepin, on a tour of Arab capitals this weekend. His most prominent stop was Damascus, where he visited President Bashar Assad on Saturday. In a demonstration of solidarity with the Syrian regime, Mr. De Villepin shared a press conference with Foreign Minister Farouk al-Shara.
   He did not go so far as to endorse Syrian denials of harboring escaped Iraqi leaders and a cache of weapons of mass destruction smuggled from Iraq, but his defense of the Ba’athist leaders in Damascus sounded very much like his earlier defense of Saddam’s regime.
   Rather than mending fences with Washington in the post-war environment, France thus signaled a continuation of its policy of confrontation with the sole world superpower.
   American officials said over the weekend that they captured numerous Arab nationals, including many Syrians, fighting in Iraq. General Tommy Franks said in television appearances that many of them were recruited in Damascus and went to Iraq through Syria.
   Syria also continues to assist Hezbollah, an organization based in Syriancontrolled Lebanon, which was implicated in numerous terrorist acts in Israel and around the world, including against American targets.
   "He is acting very irresponsibly," Dore Gold,an Israeli government adviser, told the Sun, referring to President Assad. "I’m not sure he knows what he is doing."
   But for Mr. de Villepin — who also included stops in Egypt, Lebanon, and Saudi Arabia in his trip — Syria was unfairly criticized. He warned of the consequences of confrontation with Syria.
   "The time is not correct. The time is to work together," Mr. de Villepin said in Beirut, referring to the critics in Washington. "The time is for consultation, for dialogue."
   He offered instead five steps for solving the Israeli-Palestinian dispute, which he claimed were consistent with the so-called "road map," a plan endorsed by a quartet consisting of Washington, the European Union, Russia and the United Nations.
   Mr. de Villepin, however, seemed to go further than the quartet, offering an international conference, hosted of course by France, that would conclude the "peace of the brave" — a term favored by Mr. Arafat.
   Jerusalem is strongly opposed to any significant international — other than American — involvement in the Palestinian track.
   "Who needs the involvement of Europe, Russia and the U.N. after they failed so miserably on the eve of the war? " Mr. Gold said. These, especially France, are considered in Jerusalem too friendly to Arab states, and their defense of Iraq in the Security Council confirmed that notions to many in Israel.

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« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2003, 09:59:50 AM »
The rift between France and the US will never heal....at least until the US elects another Clinton type or France changes it's leadership.

Outside of the Iraqi's getting a chance for self government and not living under the regime of Saddam, the best to come out of all of this is we finally got a clear and honest look at who our friends really are.

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« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2003, 10:00:16 AM »
France is running out of terrorist harboring nations to support.

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« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2003, 10:06:40 AM »
Post the link I've an hard time reading your post.


Martlet : you've gone to far.

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« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2003, 10:11:41 AM »
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Martlet : you've gone to far.


funny, I was thinking the same thing about France.