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Offline AndyH

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« on: April 14, 2003, 04:50:59 PM »
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Offline Dowding

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« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2003, 04:55:48 PM »
Hey! I had the avatar first! :D

I am the true information minister. And now I will crush you.
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Offline sling322

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« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2003, 04:59:13 PM »
That is reedikulos.  Both of your stomachs will be burned in hell.  I am the true Iraqi Information Minister.
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Offline AndyH

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« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2003, 05:02:03 PM »
The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!

Do not believe these infidels, I am in control here, there are no americans in Baghdad! and I am the Iraqi information minister"



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Offline Dowding

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« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2003, 05:02:16 PM »
Lies. All lies by the super-villains. Who are you?

And the airport is still under our control!
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Offline Furious

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« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2003, 05:57:49 PM »
One of my personal favorites:

"I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad."
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Offline StSanta

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« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2003, 06:20:07 PM »
RIDICULOUS! RIDICULOUS!

NOT 'rediculous' or other variations of that kind!

AAAAAAAAAAAGH I am going CRAZY! You do realize, all of you yanks who hate Blitz, that what you're doing is furthering his cause by this constant abuse of a constantly abused language?

No. I theenk I shal gouw auwaii noww.

Hehehe funny site; I spotted it early on. Then they had too many hits and it crashed. So they got a new server; crashed again. Went on like that for a while.

It's gold however; soooo true. That minister of (mis)information is a true gem.

Think by any chance he'll be in Big Brother or Temptation Island next time around? :D
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Offline Raubvogel

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« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2003, 09:44:42 PM »
Word is that he and Tariq Aziz ended up on the wrong end of those 4 JDAMs they dropped on that restaurant.
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Offline Gyro/T69

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« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2003, 09:54:21 PM »
"Word is that he and Tariq Aziz ended up on the wrong end of those 4 JDAMs they dropped on that restaurant."

Wasn't Badhdad Bill on TV the day after that?
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Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2003, 01:58:21 AM »
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America was threatened by Iraq in no way, it was just plain ridiculous - Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf


---no, wait that can't be right.....;)
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« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2003, 02:18:32 AM »
I honestly hope the guy is alive.
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Offline funkedup

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« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2003, 02:19:09 AM »
Did anybody see the HBO film about the CNN guys in the first war?  I'm pretty sure the information minister's character is in that movie.
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