Thx Rip

Toad, from what I understand, Mr. Aziz was only spokesman. He never personally ordered the killing of anyone. This guy was educated in the west.. has good command of the English language and is very smart.
We're gonna forgive em and give them back the keys.
Syze, one of the hardest parts of the Christian faith for me.. is the part about forgiveness. I have come up mighty short many times in my life in the eyes of Christ. I think He may have added this as a test to show human compassion. Besides, we’ve already given back the keys to the police force and most federal employees so there shouldn’t be a problem here.
Yeah, right! That would be agreat example to the world. If you can just say some really scary guy made me do this, you aren't responsible for your actions. Didn't they try that crap at Nueremberg?
Indeed, showing compassion and forgiveness would be a great example to the world. As you recall, at the end of ww2, many former nazis were offered jobs.. they guilty as hell but it would not benefit anyone if they were all hanged.
There are other ways to fight a war rather than lob bullets and bombs onto their heads you could lob lobsters and steaks onto their plates. They like kababs?.. fine.. fine. At the Wye river conference center, we make kababs with filet minion.
Bring their families over.. kids need to see a doctor or dentist?.. no problem. Terik needs a new suit?.. The President of the United States himself could go shopping with him and help pick out some nice ties.
I tell ya what.. Terik would be a lot better than the guy they got .. Champili .. It would be a lot less slap in the face of Jordan.
As for Baghdad Bob.. Well.. he’s guilty of being humorous. No matter what you think of him, you’ve got to admire his sheer tenacity. It’d be a shame to throw him in prison.. Give him a job instead. Same with the generals.. Now.. what was that fellas.. you call that a war? You didn’t even make any contingency plans to communicate with your troops?.. I say you go to Georgia for some refresher courses.. These are smart men they just lack military training in modern warfare.