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Offline muckmaw

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Things I hate....
« on: April 25, 2003, 02:40:45 PM »
I am soooo friggin bored at work today soooooooo....

The small list of things I hate:

Soloflex Commercials
Martin Short
Prime time Glick
Girls gone wild videos
Pop-Ups
Spam
Dumb Commercials
West Coast Rap
Susan Sarandon
Tim Robbins
Jane Fonda
Insincere Lapdances
Hippies
Tree Huggers
Black and White Movies
Chicks who are not bi
Michael Bloomberg
Harsh Toilet paper
Non-Smokers
Porn Flicks with a plot
Chirac
Fat Chicks
Annoying lists


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Offline Martlet

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« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2003, 02:44:02 PM »
Well, maybe this will brighten up your day....


http://www.francesucks.com/

Offline Curval

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« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2003, 02:47:33 PM »
"Insincere Lapdances"

Me too man....damn it, that really pisses me off.

"Chicks who are not bi"

LOL...(nods head in quiet agreement)
Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

Offline Mickey1992

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« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2003, 02:52:38 PM »
I hate the word hate.

Things I dislike :D

Shaving
Cellphone using drivers
Alarm clocks
PC crashes
Bumping into ex-girlfriends
"Reality" shows
Mtv
Tabloid talk shows
Wrong orders at the drive-thru

Offline Curval

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« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2003, 02:56:04 PM »
Bumping into ex-girlfriends

Mickey...some of the best times I've had resulted from bumping into ex-girlfriends.;)

Of course this is very relative...some of the worst times I've had have also been the result.
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Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2003, 02:56:38 PM »
Things I hate... hmm... this will require constant updating... my memory isnt so good, but I hate alot of "tings."



Tom Daschle
Rice burners
Coconut
Vegitarians
Snobby middle aged women
Bad drivers
Slow drivers
Snotty kids
Basketball
Cold weather
Sunny Delight
Diet Caffine free soda
Stupid people
Dumb people
Idiotic people
50% of the BBS population
Liberal thought
Hippies
Tree huggers
People that think that Earth day is important
Feminists
Males "confused" about their sexuality
Political Correctness
Slimy salesmen
Chalk
Spiders
Canada Dry Ginger Ale
PETA
People that feel important when they question motives
Small breasts

Thats enough for now.

Offline Syzygyone

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Well, here goes
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2003, 03:08:57 PM »
tapioca pudding;
blended Scotch;
warm Beer;
stale cigars;
the skin on fresh pudding;
stringy tough beef;
radicals, right and left;
paying taxes;
blue cheese;
jock itch;
ingrown toenails, especially the big toe;
Walker, Texas Ranger;
most anything to do with Texas for that matter;
The me first generation;
losing football seasons;
a La La on my 6;
AH new bombsight calibration;
rush hour traffic;
beards;
beards on women;
a snap by a wet towel;
dropping the soap;
and
cavities!

More later.  Thiis could be a really big thread!

Offline funkedup

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« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2003, 03:11:03 PM »
Porn movies where the guy finishes himself off.
Hallmark holidays (valentines etc).
Tequiza.
Tequila.
Mezcal.
Zima.
MGD.
Dogs.
Tofu.
Snails.
VW.
Dallas Cowboys
New York Yankees
Denver Broncos
Male Pattern Baldness.
Panzerschrecks.
Any dish involving meat and fruit.
Pineapple on pizza.
Golf.
Ice dancing.
Gymnastics.
Popular music.
Network TV.
Cable companies.
People who use the left lane for things other than passing.
Scrawny ****s behind me in the hall.
Rosie.
Gun control.
Grey Davis.
Social Security.
IRS.
State tax franchise board.
Don Perata.
Feinstein.
Boxer.
Jesse Jackson.
CARB.
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« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2003, 03:18:07 PM »
traffic
paperwork
lawyers
fat people in front of me in the hall
90% of TV sitcoms
Cameron Diaz stalking me
telemarketers
Bill and Hillary
marshmallows

Offline Syzygyone

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« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2003, 03:57:32 PM »
Bill and Hillary stalking anyone;
Carmen Diaz (except in Something about Mary);
bogies;
double bogies;
triple bogies;
7-10 splits;
tree huggers stopping traffic;
Long distance runners stopping traffic:
3rd and long;
the shot clock sound;
Michael Jackson;
burnt toast;
marmelades of all kinds;
mince meat pie;
Anybody that knows Rosie, Sarandon, Robbins, Garafolo, Penn, Hanoi Jane;
Anybody that pays to see movies those people are in;
crashing on final with five kills to land (happend only once);
summer school;
the death of the miniskirt;
oh and Saddam Hussein!

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I HATE!
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2003, 03:58:00 PM »
Gaytime television
tomatos on my nachos bellgrande
   and the idiots who put them on despite my request to the contrary
germophobes
that slow guy in the fast lane in front of me that just won't move
barney
militant pro-lifers
yugos
diet orange soda
having to learn math just so i can forget it and never use it again
bowflex commercials
john bastow
steaks at denny's
treat williams
catherine zeta jones
72° being room temperature
the original divx
dirty/unkept pinball machines
animal
that dr pepper isn't free
esparanto
burnt sienna
cramped airliners
ants on my counter
wild turkey
wild turkeys
political correctness
shaving
monosodium glutamate
traffic
and what I hate the most is John Tesh.


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Offline miko2d

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« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2003, 04:00:40 PM »
IRS.

 The rest I can avoid.

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Offline Erlkonig

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« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2003, 04:23:47 PM »
Osama bin Laden (remember that guy?)
women's capri pants

Not necessarily in that order.

Offline X2Lee

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Re: Things I hate....
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2003, 04:26:39 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by muckmaw

Insincere Lapdances


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heheh

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« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2003, 04:35:16 PM »
I hate standing in line. I hate people who stand in line.  I hate myself when I am forced to stand in line.  I hate the people who create the reason to stand in line.
"Dogfighting is useless"  :Erich Hartmann