A blonde bought a new Lexus, and returned the next day, complaining that the radio didn't work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!" The radio
replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
She drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of theirs.
One day, a couple of kids in hot rod cars ran a red light as they raced each other down the road and nearly creamed her new car. Luckily she was able to swerve in time to avoid them.
'extrahunkS!" she yelled.....and the radio began to play the French National Anthem.