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Offline Syzygyone

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« on: May 07, 2003, 09:50:50 AM »
Hey, all you arm chair international relations diletante's!  

I am in need of some inspiration.  So, I asked that you please list here your best put-downs.

i.e. Jane, you ignorant slut!,

or my personal favorite:

If your brain were put on the sharp edge of a razor blade, it'd look like a tennis ball rolling down a four lane highway!


Preferably with no substantive argument, just the put downs please.  It's so much more pleasant that way.:) :D :cool:
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Offline ra

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« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2003, 09:58:00 AM »
Why dost thou converse with that trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years?

from:

Shakespearian insults
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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2003, 10:01:38 AM »
/. wingman BGBMAW


:D
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Offline Curval

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« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2003, 10:02:39 AM »
Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries.
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2003, 10:05:03 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Curval
Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries.


I fart in your general di-rection...
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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2003, 10:06:48 AM »
Yo Momma - A classic


Yo momma's so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"

Yo momma's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo momma's so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo momma's so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo momma's so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo momma's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo momma's so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!

Yo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo momma's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo momma's so ugly the NHL banned her for life
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Offline Syzygyone

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You're so ugly . . . .
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2003, 10:28:32 AM »
Your'e so ugly that you'd make a funeral turn up an alley!

You're so ugly, you'd stop a bucket-o-sh#t in mid-air!
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Offline Syzygyone

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IOWA
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2003, 10:29:51 AM »
IOWA = Idiots out Walking Around
IOWA = I owe the world an apology
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Offline narsus

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« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2003, 10:34:37 AM »
One good turn deserves another between my legs hangs your mother.
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Offline GRUNHERZ

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« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2003, 10:40:01 AM »
Ahh, so you're French..   :)
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Offline GrimCO

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« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2003, 10:48:14 AM »
Your momma's so hunchbacked, she needs a snorkel to do the dishes...

Your momma rides a Harley sidesaddle.

Your momma's face could make a freight train take a dirt road.

Your momma's so fat when she walks down the street, the police tell her to break it up.

Don't rack your brain over it, you might crush the pea...
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Offline JB73

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« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2003, 10:52:23 AM »
from a movie but hey...

the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's a** and ended up as a brown stain on the matress.

from tv...

at least MY mother wasn't on the cover of "crack potato weekly"


unknown source...

mathman eats poop


















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Offline Sixpence

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« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2003, 11:07:54 AM »
Your momma's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this......................... .Kansas, Colorado, Utah, Nevada, California........
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Offline rc51

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« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2003, 11:46:32 AM »
I would come back with a come back.
But all the Cum's in the back of you're mouth.
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Offline Maverick

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« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2003, 11:49:50 AM »
What type of put downs are you looking for? Here are a couple for the less than mentally gifted....

If you lived in the land of half wits, you'd be considered mentally handicapped.

Your village is celebrating your having left.

You're such a dim bulb you couldn't illuminate the inside of a shoe box.
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