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Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2003, 11:51:26 AM »
A few of my favorites:

When I want your opinion Ill give it to you. (it takes them a minute, but when they get it, watch their face turn red.)

Who are you? (the ultimate insult)

Im trying to see things from your point of view, but I cant get my head that far up my ass.  (great line... forget where I heard it.  I used it on my mother when I was a wee lad... she didnt approve)

Are you a guy?  (when you want a stripper to go away)

Peaches, I wouldnt take you to the hospital.  (when an ugly girl asks you out)
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Offline Torque

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« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2003, 12:12:05 PM »
Your momma is so stupid when told to makeup her mind she put lipstick on her forehead.
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Offline Pfunk

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« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2003, 12:39:14 PM »
Your mom is so fat that when she steps on the scale it reads 222 damn fat get off squeak
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Offline mosgood

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« Reply #18 on: May 07, 2003, 12:50:43 PM »
A most acute juvenal; voluble and free of grace!  By thy favour, sweet welkin, I must sigh in thy face.

Love's Labour's Lost
William Shakespear
« Last Edit: May 07, 2003, 12:52:53 PM by mosgood »
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Offline Ozark

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« Reply #19 on: May 07, 2003, 01:27:49 PM »
If your brains were gasoline, you wouldn’t have enough gas to power a piss ant’s motorcycle around a Cheerio.

You couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with directions on the heal.
« Last Edit: May 07, 2003, 01:33:09 PM by Ozark »
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Offline Hooligan

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« Reply #20 on: May 07, 2003, 01:47:02 PM »
Jesus Martha, your breath could knock a buzzard off a ****wagon.

-- George Carlin
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Offline XNachoX

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« Reply #21 on: May 07, 2003, 05:32:09 PM »
"If I wanted some comeback, I'd look on your moms lips."

Best ever. :D
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Offline funkedup

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« Reply #22 on: May 07, 2003, 05:37:57 PM »
Yomommasofatsqueakfelldownbro keherlegandgravycameout!
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« Reply #23 on: May 07, 2003, 05:38:49 PM »
xnacho ... i gotta ask cause its buggin the he** outta me and i been looking for like 3 weeks....

WHERE did you get the little nazi hitler smiley???!?!?!?!?
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Offline Syzygyone

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« Reply #24 on: May 07, 2003, 05:42:49 PM »
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Originally posted by JB73
xnacho ... i gotta ask cause its buggin the he** outta me and i been looking for like 3 weeks....

WHERE did you get the little nazi hitler smiley???!?!?!?!?


From the littel nazi hitler smilie store, of course!
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Offline snafu

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« Reply #25 on: May 07, 2003, 05:48:04 PM »
I remember holding a door open for a women once who brushed past saying "Don't think you have to open the door for me because I'm a lady"

I replied "I didn't do it because your a lady I did it because I'm a gentleman".

Perhaps you had to be there but it got a round of applause anyway.

TTFN
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Offline BGBMAW

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« Reply #26 on: May 07, 2003, 05:58:35 PM »
snafu,....that is funny



JB73,,your Quote is from Cartman on Southpark


and zmy line....If you lookn for easy kills..find AWMAC:D


i still laff everytime i sree this..

"Stop swinging your purse and come down and Fight Space Monkey"


SAorry mac..i got fired..and my righjt hand is broke...dont play on comp much latly:(


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Offline Dune

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« Reply #27 on: May 07, 2003, 06:08:16 PM »
You may not recognize your mom when you get home, I shaved her back.  - Sam Kineson.
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Offline XNachoX

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« Reply #28 on: May 07, 2003, 06:31:37 PM »
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xnacho ... i gotta ask cause its buggin the he** outta me and i been looking for like 3 weeks....

WHERE did you get the little nazi hitler smiley???!?!?!?!?


I believe someon on college humour uses it.  my friend sent it to me
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Offline GrimCO

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« Reply #29 on: May 08, 2003, 08:57:17 AM »
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Originally posted by BGBMAW
snafu,....that is funny



JB73,,your Quote is from Cartman on Southpark


and zmy line....If you lookn for easy kills..find AWMAC:D


i still laff everytime i sree this..

"Stop swinging your purse and come down and Fight Space Monkey"


SAorry mac..i got fired..and my righjt hand is broke...dont play on comp much latly:(

Dammit BGB, that's MY line in AH!!!!!!!!!!!!  Used to have it as a kill macro in Air Warrior.... LOL


love
BiGB
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