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Offline bigsky

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« Reply #45 on: May 10, 2003, 04:15:01 AM »
your moma is so fat her blood type is ragu
"I am moist like bacon"

Offline SirLoin

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« Reply #46 on: May 10, 2003, 05:30:28 AM »
Yo momma so fat that when she wears a read sweater outside,kids come runnin down the street yelling "COOL-AID!!"
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Offline AKWeav

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« Reply #47 on: May 10, 2003, 08:56:24 AM »
I'd slap your face, but **** splatters.

Offline Hawklore

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« Reply #48 on: May 10, 2003, 03:11:27 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Syzygyone
From the littel nazi hitler smilie store, of course!



http://www.littlehitlersmileystore.gov





Your momma so fat she uses a tree to unclug her toilet.
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Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #49 on: May 10, 2003, 04:38:26 PM »
"Go tell the chef this is low grade dog food!  I've had better food at the ball game..."

"Hey babe, you must have been something before electricity... How'd you like to make 14 dollars the hard way?"

edit> forgot my favorite. "He called me a baboon, thinks I'm his wife."
« Last Edit: May 10, 2003, 06:39:31 PM by Holden McGroin »
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