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Offline Saurdaukar

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I got really drunk :)
« Reply #45 on: May 09, 2003, 11:37:46 PM »
I took a **** in my dirty clothes hamper on my 21st birthday before I was driven to the hospital.  Does that count as drunk?
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Offline SOB

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I got really drunk :)
« Reply #46 on: May 10, 2003, 01:48:19 AM »
Piss

-edit- I guess they don't filter out Piss, so it must be the other one.  Ewwww.  I think you were drunk!  :D


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PS...Your new nickname is "Spud"
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I got really drunk :)
« Reply #47 on: May 10, 2003, 04:59:57 AM »
The best cure for the barracks hangover: in the morning have your budy down the hall stop by and give you an IV bolus of a liter of Ringer's lactate .
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Offline straffo

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I got really drunk :)
« Reply #48 on: May 10, 2003, 07:09:28 AM »
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I hope you learned your lesson Udet- Wine coolers are for chicks or feminine guys, and Red Bull is simply toejam in a can.
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Wine cooler ?
What is this abomination ?

eeekkkk :eek: :eek:

(except if you use it for some white wine)
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Offline Curval

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I got really drunk :)
« Reply #49 on: May 10, 2003, 08:20:02 AM »
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BTW...Try surviving a hangover from a fifth of Zambuka some day.  It will change your perspective on exactly what A) being really ****faced is like and B) being really hungover is like.
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Black Zambuka...

After work a few of us hit the pub.  It all started so innocently when someone gave me a shot of the balck death...I bought two friends one who arrived at the bar a few minutes later.  Instead of simply being grateful these guys got annoyed.  It was against their "code" to start doing shots so early in the evening, unbeknownst to me.  The next thing I know I'm involved in a "double shot" contest with both of them.  

At 9.30pm my roomate and I left the bar to get some dinner.  We tossed a coin to see who would buy the food..and who would cook it.  I had to buy.  I don't remember much of what happened in the supermarket or how I got home, but I had two steaks, some potatoes and some corn.

He cooked we ate.

About an hour after dinner I passed out on the couch.  An hour after that I woke up to puke for the first time.  Every half-hour after that I made trip after trip back to worship the porcelin God.  I must have torn the lining in my stomach because there was blood mixed in with yellow bile in the toilet at about 8.00am the next day.

I didn't feel better until the day after that.  I cannot even smell Zambuka now without feeling sick.
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #50 on: May 10, 2003, 08:32:25 AM »
Curval...

Next time have the zambuka AFTER a big dinner, never before on empty sack :D
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I got really drunk :)
« Reply #51 on: May 10, 2003, 09:10:58 AM »
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I took a **** in my dirty clothes hamper on my 21st birthday before I was driven to the hospital.  Does that count as drunk?


Why yes, I believe it does.
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Offline Curval

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I got really drunk :)
« Reply #52 on: May 10, 2003, 12:03:37 PM »
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Curval...

Next time have the zambuka AFTER a big dinner, never before on empty sack :D


Trust me on this...there will be no next time.
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Offline GrimCO

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I got really drunk :)
« Reply #53 on: May 10, 2003, 12:24:56 PM »
At one of our AH Squadron reunions, I decided to take on Jaggermeister after belting down quite a few screwdrivers.

I did well in the early rounds, knocking down about 7 shots.

However, it got ugly in a hurry thereafter.

Jaggermeister won by knockout.

There will be no rematch.
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Offline Furball

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« Reply #54 on: May 10, 2003, 12:30:06 PM »
on the way to a party once, 18 of us (we were going in a limo) drank 22 bottles of the big champagne bottles (magnum sized?) before we even got to the party.

As you can imagine - i cannot remember much of that night :)
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #55 on: May 10, 2003, 01:54:57 PM »
funny avatar furball :D
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Offline Animal

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I got really drunk :)
« Reply #56 on: May 10, 2003, 09:47:30 PM »
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Originally posted by Furball
on the way to a party once, 18 of us (we were going in a limo) drank 22 bottles of the big champagne bottles (magnum sized?) before we even got to the party.

As you can imagine - i cannot remember much of that night :)


Who did that avatar? thats one of the coolest gifs I have ever seen
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Offline DmdMac

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I got really drunk :)
« Reply #57 on: May 10, 2003, 10:22:35 PM »
Keerist! Tucker Max is a poser!  Hell, I'll tell you stories of my mispent youth that verge on Hunter S. Thompson.

Minus the wiminz.
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Offline DmdMac

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« Reply #58 on: May 10, 2003, 10:27:00 PM »
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Keerist! Tucker Max is a poser!  Hell, I'll tell you stories of my mispent youth that verge on Hunter S. Thompson.

Minus the wiminz.


Let me amend that. Tucker Max is a ****ing poser!
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Offline Furball

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« Reply #59 on: May 11, 2003, 06:59:56 AM »
im not too sure to be honest.  It was an animation on http://www.stickdeath.com that i spent ages resizing/adjusting quality so it would fit as an avatar
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