oh GAWD...
that company that makes the 'utilikilt' in the link is MAYBE two miles south of my apartment in Seattle. You see the occasional dude running around with one of those here, on Queen Anne hill or Fremont (the socialist republic of Fremont to be more exact). The men think that they look really stylish, but I'm sorry, but they look like idiots. Scottish soldiers running into battle with their full kit on, or Royal Guards at Balmoral Castle.. fine they look good.. but some idiot sipping organic coffee while window shopping for ferns just looks stupid.