I've been married almost 4 years.
You guys...well, you really are sick.
I especially like the pimp who'd be willing to take my eyes out for $100. Seems reasonable.
My wife is cool with the idea. But then again, all wives are cool, until you come home from your first "Job".
Where the hell is the Con anyway, I've gotta bring my wife and hook her up with Curvs.
A little Bi show will knock the nerd right outta that place.
