Author Topic: Considering a career in Man-Whoring.... (Read 2689 times)

Octavius · « **Reply #30 on:** May 13, 2003, 08:38:45 PM »

I hearby claim this thread to be INSANE

LOL!!!

muckmaw · « **Reply #31 on:** May 13, 2003, 10:36:47 PM »

Can I bring my wife to the Con or not?

Octavius · « **Reply #32 on:** May 14, 2003, 12:21:47 AM »

Ok this thread is normal once again. Carry on!

(daaaaaamn muck!

)

Vulcan · « **Reply #33 on:** May 14, 2003, 12:48:16 AM »

If you want to be a Shaolin-Master Man-potato you must first work on a squid boat for 6 months.

Then you will be an undefeatable manpotato!

QUAH!

Curval · « **Reply #34 on:** May 14, 2003, 07:43:47 AM »

OMFG...damn muck, nice.

Unfortunately I won't be bringing my wife to the Con..instead I am bringing a 92 year old veteran who flew everything from Swordfish to TBMs off British carriers.

Maybe next year.

miko2d · « **Reply #35 on:** May 14, 2003, 08:01:32 AM »

muckmaw: My wife thinks it's a great idea, but not for less than $10,000 a night. I think that might be a tad pricey.

You are making a basic economic mistake assuming your productivity is the same as that of a woman.

With a little astroglide a woman can provide sex to a whole bunch of ugly old men for hours.
How many times in a row can you satisfy an ugly old woman without resorting to mechanical means? Once if you are lucky.

Besides, even outside sex women potatos have great aesthetic/decorative value. An old man with a young woman draped around his arm looks good and distinguished while an old woman with a stud on her looks even older and uglier and miserable.

In short, you may score few bucks here and there but there is just no economic conditions for you to make as much as a woman potato does.

miko

GrimCO · « **Reply #36 on:** May 14, 2003, 08:18:04 AM »

Quote

Originally posted by miko2d
You are making a basic economic mistake assuming your productivity is the same as that of a woman.

LMAO Miko

I always enjoy your responses sir. Hit the nail right on the head.

gofaster · « **Reply #37 on:** May 14, 2003, 09:16:37 AM »

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Originally posted by muckmaw
Bench weight is 220 lbs.

When I WAS running, I could do a mile in 7 minutes.

I never tried a 40 yard dash.

Ok, let's see here...

College degree = +$5,000
Decent Bench = +$450
Above average mile time = +$200 (pro-rated since split time no longer current)
Decent typist = +$500
One-shot wonder = -$12,000

I guess the saying is true; sperm is cheap!

Maniac · « **Reply #38 on:** May 14, 2003, 09:17:27 AM »

I would pay your bar bill for your wife muck! (EDIT : strange sentance lol!)

muckmaw · « **Reply #39 on:** May 14, 2003, 10:47:04 AM »

I don't think you want to do that Maniac...that girl can drink.

And no matter how much I've seen her put away, she never slurs, never stumbles, and not once in 10 years have I seen her get sick from drinking.

Hell, she was doing shots with her Texas girlfriends at my wedding...I think she stopped at 8 shots. Never missed a step.

Shessh, you want a party? Get my wife, and her 2 best friends (2 hot texas blondes) and take 'em to New Orleans.

They went 4 years ago and the stories are just beggning to filter in now...something about statute of limitations.

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #40 on:** May 14, 2003, 11:07:10 AM »

Hey muck - my girl says we can trade for a night if youre cute, interested?

Dowding · « **Reply #41 on:** May 14, 2003, 11:08:34 AM »

Your girl says you can trade yourself for Muck's wife for the night?

That's double gay!

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #42 on:** May 14, 2003, 11:11:17 AM »

Settle down Dowding, you know my homosexual urges are reserved only for your sweet behind.

Muck's broad, however, I wouldnt mind seeing from a few different angles. Variety is the spice of life, afterall.

Dowding · « **Reply #43 on:** May 14, 2003, 11:15:38 AM »

I think that's called a bait and switch argument, incorporating over-exaggeration as cover.

Tell us more about these urges to get with a fellow AHer?

Muckmaw - watch out for an ugly looking chick with stubble in your new job. I know that might be difficult considering your normal clientel, but this one will look more smurfy than usual. Just make sure you make the drinks. I hear horse tranquiliser has a truly nasty hangover.

Go get 'im Saur!

muckmaw · « **Reply #44 on:** May 14, 2003, 11:20:24 AM »

Is Curval running around saying we're swingers again?

Honestly, I'd let her party, but she says she's not interested in other men.(SO SHE SAYS!!) She's on this "girl" thing lately, which I wholeheartedly endorse and encourage. She's just so damn picky with women.

*shrugs*

Personally, I'm banned from strange. Unless of course, they are non-threatening, and a paying customer, neaither of which would describe the Mrs. Saur.

As for different angles...I've got tons of those. I mean who does not have pics of their wife from various angles?