Be sure to say a prayer for your beer nifty
Our beer,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
I will be drunk,
At home as I am in the pub.
Forgive us this day our daily spillages
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into the practice of poncey wine tasting,
And deliver us from alco-pops,
For mine is the bitter,
The ale and the lager,
Forever and ever;
BARMEN