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Chimpanzees are human?
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2003, 07:10:37 PM »
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They determined that humans and chimps shared a common ancestor between 4 and 7 million years ago.


For some of us it was quite a bit more recent I think.

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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2003, 07:13:17 PM »
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"Richard Dawkins perhaps provided the best visual for our link to chimps," Fouts told Discovery News. "Imagine taking the hand of your grandmother, who was holding the hand of her grandmother and so on down the line. 155 miles out, one of the women would be holding the hand of a chimpanzee."


Beautiful

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« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2003, 07:15:13 PM »
Evolution is a myth. :D
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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2003, 07:15:54 PM »
damn jane goodall...

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« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2003, 07:16:56 PM »
So does this mean we beat the Ruskies with the first "man" in Space?

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« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2003, 07:21:18 PM »
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Originally posted by midnight Target
So does this mean we beat the Ruskies with the first "man" in Space?


Beautiful... wasn't his name Hamm?
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Chimpanzees are human?
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2003, 08:08:44 PM »
Gotta let this one build up some more steam before jumping in, should be a goodun.

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Chimpanzees are human?
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2003, 08:47:26 PM »
Those dang homos
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Chimpanzees are human?
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2003, 09:20:57 PM »
i am personaly closer related to the bonobo. :)

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« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2003, 09:49:16 PM »
That would explain human behavior LOL
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« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2003, 09:53:33 PM »
eats a bannana and farts, loudly

Offline GRUNHERZ

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« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2003, 10:05:45 PM »
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Ok lets see who gets that one first? :D

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« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2003, 10:08:50 PM »


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« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2003, 02:49:58 AM »
Well, for a start... who here could claim not to have a hairy butt? (JOC, MuckMaw & AWMac are disqualified)
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