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Offline Apache

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« on: May 23, 2003, 08:56:19 AM »
Just out of curiosity, I took the last 2 tours plus the current ones' stats of an individual who, IMO, is a suicide dweeb. To hear him tell it, he's an elite jabo pilot. I compared them to mine, a furballin' dweeb.

His:

Kills:          587
Assist:       175
Sorties:     3973
Landed:     754
Bailed:       252
Ditched:     264
Captured:   191
Death:       2499
Time:          343:56:42

Mine:

Kills:          413
Assist:       123
Sorties:      305
Landed:     211
Bailed:        0
Ditched:     23
Captured:  8
Death:       63
Time:          68:57:51

343 hours? 2499 deaths in 2 1/2 tours? Sheesh, I haven't died that many times in 3 years! No wonder we ain't got no fuel.
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Offline Toad

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« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2003, 09:27:50 AM »
Stop limiting other player's choices, Apache.



:D
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Offline Apache

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« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2003, 09:32:08 AM »
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Stop limiting other player's choices, Apache.



:D


Lol Toad.

No wonder I don't play Quake and it's ilk. An arena full of that?
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Offline Nifty

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« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2003, 09:34:56 AM »
That's gotta be the worst kills/sorties ratio I've ever seen.

I bet he's got a lot of buildings destroyed though!  ;)
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Offline Apache

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« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2003, 09:45:57 AM »
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That's gotta be the worst kills/sorties ratio I've ever seen.

I bet he's got a lot of buildings destroyed though!  ;)


heh, I imagine he has but he's wreckin' our lawn.
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Offline Batz

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« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2003, 10:06:08 AM »
we need a death per building destroyed stat.

I have seen raid where atleat 15 guys augered and killed  maybe 3 structures.

Sweat Jesious!!!!!!!!!

 344 hours :eek:
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Offline Nifty

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« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2003, 10:09:21 AM »
I guess the closest we have is damage per death in attack and bomber missions...

Apache.  what's the guy's damage/sortie, damage/deaths and hit percentage for ordnance in his attack sorties?  ;)
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Offline fffreeze220

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« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2003, 10:25:54 AM »
lol please tell us the name of that Ultimate dweeb
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Offline Yeager

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« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2003, 10:35:33 AM »
I thought you had to release the bombs first ;)
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Offline BigGun

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« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2003, 10:38:28 AM »
Last night was funny. CV was parked near Bish base. There must have been more than 100 suicide, low level buffs trying to reach the CV. Wave after wave for a good 40 minutes. Gotta give em credit, they finally got it.
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Offline dsrtrat

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« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2003, 10:48:40 AM »
LOL I am trying to decide who is the bigger dweeb. The guy that does one way runs for over 300 hours, or he guy who takes the time to compile his stats, post them and then criticise.

14.95/month comes with no restriction as far as I can tell. If someone wants to bring his jabo into a base to be cannon fodder, I say , "have at her chief".  Makes no diff to me wether I shoot down a kamikazee or a score monger. They all add up to the same perks:)))
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« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2003, 10:53:51 AM »
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lol please tell us the name of that Ultimate dweeb
LOL!  I bet some of you guys wish it was me. But it isn't. :D
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Offline Apache

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« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2003, 11:07:22 AM »
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LOL I am trying to decide who is the bigger dweeb. The guy that does one way runs for over 300 hours, or he guy who takes the time to compile his stats, post them and then criticise.

14.95/month comes with no restriction as far as I can tell. If someone wants to bring his jabo into a base to be cannon fodder, I say , "have at her chief".  Makes no diff to me wether I shoot down a kamikazee or a score monger. They all add up to the same perks:)))


Tunnel vision.
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Offline gofaster

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« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2003, 11:49:15 AM »
What was the plane of choice?
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« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2003, 12:57:36 PM »
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LOL! I bet some of you guys wish it was me. But it isn't.


hehe.. you expect me to pass that one up beetale?
:eek:
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