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Offline Mini D

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« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2003, 12:35:46 PM »
funked is just upset cause he's a riceboy... but nobody takes him seriously because he's not Asian.

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« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2003, 12:56:40 PM »
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what year was it that turning your car into a cheech & chong special became so popular?


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« Reply #17 on: June 06, 2003, 01:07:34 PM »
I haves a VTEC logo and Types R sticka on my DX Civic! It be makin me go fast holmes!

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« Reply #18 on: June 06, 2003, 01:11:18 PM »
I think its time to go hunting Civis tonight... It's always nice to smoke a honda with a big fat wing..


:: ponders should he put on his autoacross wheels::


If they only knew that a smaller wheel gives them more perfomance than those big arse 19's....  :D

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« Reply #19 on: June 06, 2003, 01:11:30 PM »
Everytime I see one of those "Blenders on wheels" I have 2 thoughts...

1) I wonder if I looked that ridiculous when I was driving my tricked out IROC-Z around 86th Street in Brooklyn in the 80's.

2) How much I'd like to buy a worked up 70's muscle car, just to make these kids wet themselves when I pull up to a light and gun the engine.

I must be getting old...and cranky.

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« Reply #20 on: June 06, 2003, 01:32:48 PM »
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2) How much I'd like to buy a worked up 70's muscle car, just to make these kids wet themselves when I pull up to a light and gun the engine.

I must be getting old...and cranky.


Hehe, I know how you feel.  Fortunately for me, I can usually "intimidate the compitition" with a quick scale to about 5000 RPM.

The sound of an air cooled flat six running upwards is usually enough to discourage even the most hardcore backwards cap wearing Civic Si Type R SXT Turbo ///M AMG SC Superduper Hellafast yo driver in his squeakin ride.

They;re used to hearing fart cans all day, the sound of anything with more than four cylinders is breathtalinjg to them... I can only imagine what it would be like if they pulled up next to an early GTO or Camaro - they'd probably wet their pants.

Good thing for me Ive got this massive whine (fan) in the engine bay - they probably think its a supercharger.  :D

If all else fails, I can always try and get them to follow me into some "twisties."  Although learning the definition of "apex" is usually a lesson paid for by check... I think Id feel kind of bad - what with all the understeer built into their own personal Top Fuel drag cars.
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« Reply #21 on: June 06, 2003, 01:38:25 PM »
Which reminds me... Funked - I cant find the damn cable to connect my digi cam to the computer - once I do Ill post those pics from Pocono - some really serious cars showed up to turn laps... some of them were brought on trailers that cost more than a house.

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« Reply #22 on: June 06, 2003, 01:43:25 PM »
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If all else fails, I can always try and get them to follow me into some "twisties." Although learning the definition of "apex" is usually a lesson paid for by check... I think Id feel kind of bad - what with all the understeer built into their own personal Top Fuel drag cars.



ROFLMAO!!!! I like to do the same thing..This this one street here in town that has a dead mans curve.. I don't think anyone in the wrong mind would follow me as I'm flying down the nice down hill right hander at en excess of 45..  Its funny to watch them lock up going into the corner with too much SPEED!

I haven't come across a 911...but then I don't try to race those that would be dumb..lol  I have had some fun with a Audi TT :D

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« Reply #23 on: June 06, 2003, 01:45:08 PM »
LOL look at Nuchpatrick try to trick Sourdork into thinking he's not a ricer.  Kissing up acting like he thinks old 911s are actually fast.

U R TEH SUCK

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« Reply #24 on: June 06, 2003, 01:47:40 PM »
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U R TEH SUCK


ROFL!!!!

You never cease to make me laugh, rice boy - "naa mean dawg?  Werd."  :D

Nuch - depending on the vintage of the 911, any minivan should be able to "smoke" one in a straight line, just ask Funked.  :D

PS:  $10 to the first person that spells my handle correctly.

PPS:  Funked, do you play any GTR2002?  We out to put our money where our mouths are.  Ill even give you a class advantage, you pick the track.  ;)  Month of AH?
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« Reply #25 on: June 06, 2003, 01:53:52 PM »
I do not play your silly arcade games.
Live for Speed at ten paces, f00!

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« Reply #26 on: June 06, 2003, 01:56:31 PM »
LFS is to driving sims what X-Wing is to flight sims... daaawg.  Ruuf ruuf.  ;)

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« Reply #27 on: June 06, 2003, 01:59:00 PM »
Your ignorance of gaming physics is equalled only by your ignorance of fine automobiles!  I'm reporting you to Skuzzy!

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« Reply #28 on: June 06, 2003, 02:03:13 PM »
SAURDAUKAR






ROFLMAO..... Funk  :D

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« Reply #29 on: June 06, 2003, 02:04:25 PM »
Look at the butt kisser, pimping himself for ten bucks!