You might be rice if:
Boeing keeps calling you asking you to return the 757 elevator you are using for a rear wing
You have more exhaust decibels than your engine has horsepower
Your mod list includes stereo equipment, shifter handle, MOMO steering wheel, PIA driving lights, exhaust tip, but no REAL engine parts.
You bring an empty Maxwell House coffee can with you to compare size when you shop for an aftermarket exhaust system
You add a hundred pounds of ground effects but have a carbon fiber hood for weight reduction
If your rear spoiler is taller than you are
You want the 'wastegate' sound, but don't want to install a turbocharger
You have stickers for parts you dont have
You can fit a watermelon or other large fruit in your tail pipe.
