This thread is almost as good as Urchin's KBman whine thread...but it just doesn't have the right stuff to beat it. Y'all are gonna have to try harder.
Rip - Post more pictures of BigMoneyWaste and of your carpeted garage and the logo...perhaps you could photoshop your house and insert a banner hanging on the outside of it (if it isn't already there in reality)
Funked - Get into some super technical talk about some gay accessory for your rice burner. If you could liken the sound of your exhaust to a Manza tip, that would be super!
Creamo - It's time for screwdrivers and more fruity drinks that should have umbrellas in them. Get on it, stat!
SW & Vulcan - A dissertation on the proper use and spelling of l337 speak would do nicely.
And for my part, I would be happy to interject a story about my super sweet 84 Mazda B2000, replete with $400 Maaco special paint job, Holly street racer carb, exhaust headers going out to a snappy muffler, and the fantabulous camaro seats crammed into the cab. I used to be 4\/\/350/\/\3!
SOB