Originally posted by Ack-Ack
Do I hear a song coming?
Ack-Ack
Ever since I was a young boy, I've been quite good at flite simz
From Atari to Ace's High ... I must have played most all of them
But I ain't seen nothing like him, he kills on just a whim,
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean flite sim.
He used to be called Oopsy, but now his name is Shane
even while he's smackin' at you, he's shootin' down yer plane,
Plays by intuition, in DA, CT or the main,
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure can be a pain.
He's an AH wizard -
There has to be a twist,
An AH wizard's got
Such a supple wrist.
"How do you think he does it?"
"I don't know!"
"what makes him so good?"
Ain't got no distractions, can't hear no buzzers or vox,
Some call him quite an stunninghunk, others say he rocks,
Always gets multiple kills - and while he does he mocks,
The deaf, dumb and blind kid,
sure can give some knocks.
Never claimed to be,
The flite sim king,
But I'll concede,
That Shane must be the Queen*.
Even flyin' in a Stooka, he can beat my best,
He has a few disciples, they think he's truly blessed,
But I bet it's really a curse, always has to beat his chest,
That deaf, dumb and blind kid,
can't take the same in jest.
*(After all ... it's the deadliest piece on the chessboard.)
