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Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2003, 09:12:15 AM »
DO a search for "North" (Bruce Willis)  No way was D+Derer worse than that movie.

I took a bunch of my younger cousins to see its in the early 90's - IIRC, Ebert wrote in the Chicago Tribune that it was the first movie he saw that he couldnt even justify a 1/2 star for.

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« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2003, 09:23:25 AM »
COOL WORLD

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SHOCKER

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« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2003, 09:31:45 AM »
SHOCKER WAS AWESOME!!!!  :D

What about "Cool as Ice?"

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« Reply #18 on: June 26, 2003, 10:05:01 AM »
I'm truly ashamed to say I even saw it, but my vote for worst movie ever has to go to Tank Girl.

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« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2003, 10:06:52 AM »
yor, hunter from the future...

lmao.. saw it (sorta) on MS3K.. my god..
I can hardly believe the 'actors' actually believed themselves... what a waste of film

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« Reply #20 on: June 26, 2003, 10:23:35 AM »
Can't be as bad as "Born Losers"



go HERE for more contenders.

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« Reply #21 on: June 26, 2003, 10:25:01 AM »
Mission Impossible 2 was quite sucky. I'm glad I have not seen any of those mentioned in this thread so far

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« Reply #22 on: June 26, 2003, 10:29:21 AM »
I dunno MT.. I've seen some real crap movies but this one.. man.. what a joke.   for the first few minutes I really thought it was a tongue-in-cheek kinda joke like SNL would pull or something.. woah

http://www.cs.ubc.ca/spider/boritz/movie/yor

http://www.stomptokyo.com/movies/y/yor-hunter-from-future.html

http://www.ohthehumanity.com/review.php3?ID=326

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« Reply #23 on: June 26, 2003, 10:43:11 AM »
Pearl Habour..
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« Reply #24 on: June 26, 2003, 10:57:43 AM »
Saw "Yor" as part of a double header with "Blue Thunder".  Yor was capable of cult status.  I could still find some kind of redeaming value to it.  Its always fun to laugh at cheesy special effects.

"Cool World" was pretty bad too, but once again, you could find a moment in it.

Never saw "North".

"Tank Girl" was not that bad... not even in the running  for worst ever.

You guys are just failing to realize that this is not a subjective matter.  If you don't believe me... watch the movie.  I know you can't believe it is worse than the movies you are listing, but it is.

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« Reply #25 on: June 26, 2003, 11:00:18 AM »
The Bottom 100

http://us.imdb.com/bottom_100_films

How many have you seen?

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« Reply #26 on: June 26, 2003, 11:05:57 AM »
Lots of contenders so far this year...

Matrix Reloaded was all over the place
The Hulk was truly dreadful
Bruce Almighty ...
The Twins Effect
anything with Vin Diesel in it
Charlie's Angels 2 !?!? Surely the first one was bad enough?
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« Reply #27 on: June 26, 2003, 11:07:48 AM »
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Seen all of those...

You guys aren't even close.

Dumb and Dumberer puts them all to shame.  At the end of every scene, you get the feeling the actors and the crew walked away in shame.

Anyone not giving it it's due credit... just hasn't seen it.

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I wont even read the thread past this. I saw the trailer at Matrix2, and vowed never to see the sequel to one of the best movies ever made.

(BTW, I thought Matrix 2 sucked, and my friend said Hulk was WAY better. I will see that now, although just rent it)

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« Reply #28 on: June 26, 2003, 11:08:37 AM »
anyone who nominates a non canadian film board movie is quite simply wrong...you dont know crappy till youve seen canadian film board movies...(there animated shorts are good though...)

the worst of all those as far as im concerned is "once in a blue moon"

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« Reply #29 on: June 26, 2003, 11:10:21 AM »
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The Bottom 100

http://us.imdb.com/bottom_100_films

How many have you seen?
Hehe Plan 9 from Outer Space is in there - that is so bad it's really pretty good. It always makes me screech with laughter. Gods bless Ed Wood. :D
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