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Offline Raubvogel

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« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2003, 01:30:39 PM »
That's awesome! They ought to give the guy an award for injecting a little bit of life into a booooorrrring-assed sport.

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« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2003, 11:06:09 AM »
My favorite headline from this story....


Player Whacks Sausage... Girl Goes Down

Offline Tarmac

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« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2003, 04:21:35 PM »
Anyone find the video on the internet yet?

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« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2003, 04:30:50 PM »
It was on Headline news every other freaking hour... even if ya missed it, here's a link :)

Sausage Assault
Scroll down to the bottom and find the link.

[EDIT:  LOL that sounds like a good title for a Porno!]
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« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2003, 06:13:45 PM »
That was fricking hillarious.

I heard on the radio this morning that the "injuries" were scraped knees.  The girl that fell over said it was the weight of the costume that carried her over and she doesn't see why such a big deal is being made of it.

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« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2003, 08:10:40 PM »
it sure pi**ed off alot of us Milwaukeans.

the sausage race is a LONG time tradition @ Brewers games. people even bet on who is going to win. ;)

for the record:

Frankie Furter.......Hot dog
Brett Wurst...........Bratwurst
Guido....................Ital ian Sausage
Stosh....................Poli sh Sausage

i know he "didn't mean anything bad" or whatever .... you just DON"t go hitting people with a friggin baseball bat. it's not funny. a foam bat maybe :D


Ps. i am chuckling myself about some of the local radio personalities talking about why he hit the "Italian" one with the Mob connections. LOL .... doesn't he watch the sopranos? :D


PPs. the online poll @ the Milwaukee journal has some punishments for him .... the leader is to make him run a sausage race in front of the brewers dugout LOL
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« Reply #21 on: July 11, 2003, 09:06:04 PM »
Who WON the dang race??? I had $$$ on that!! Where's my Attorney?
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« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2003, 07:15:35 AM »
But I can't help but think this is just another case of female penile envy blown way out of proportion.  


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