Author Topic: Bang a Gong, Let's Get it on! The O'Club Diplomacy Game has Started  (Read 652 times)

Offline Wanker

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Gentlemen, the game has started. Here are the country assignments, randomly chosen by the DPJudge:

England- King SOB
France- President Tarmac
Germany- Kaiser Sandman
Russia- Tsar fd-ski
Italy- King Schadenfreude
Austria- Archduke Sikboy
Turkey- Sultan Crabofix


While not a neccessity, it does make the game more fun if you talk to each other as heads of state, keeping in the spirit of your country.

Please remember that the game of Diplomacy is all about making, and breaking, alliances and pacts. You can't win by going it alone, so eventually you're going to have to work together with other countries.

If I could hand out one piece of advice, it would be to talk to everyone, all the time. Even keep talking to your enemies. "Today's enemy could be tomorrow's ally" and vise-versa.

Here's where you login to to give your orders, send press, and look at the map: http://www.floc.net/dpjudge/?game=oclub

Once logged in, you'll see the screen where you can give orders and send press. Up at the top, you'll also see when the deadline is for the current phase. Please keep this in mind and do not forget to get your orders in before the deadline!

Here are the phases in a full year's turn of Diplomacy, and how many days you'll have as a player to get your orders in:

Spring Movement Phase- 3 days
Spring Retreat Phase- 1 day
Fall Movement Phase- 3 days
Fall Retreats Phase- 1 day
Winter Adjustments Phase(build or remove units)- 1 day

If you forget and don't get your orders in on time, the following consequences will happen, per the rule Civil_Disorder:

The DPJudge will take your turn for you, in this form:

-If you miss a movement phase, all of your units will "Hold".

-If you miss a retreat phase, a random unit will retreat, preferably to a friendly supply center.

-If you miss a build phase, the judge will waive your rights to build a unit if you were due to build....and it will remove a random unit if you were scheduled to choose a unit to remove.


That being said, however, I'm going to add in a one-day grace period, just to be fair.

If someone needs me to pause the game because they will be out of town, or their computer crashes, etc., I'll be happy to do so. Just send press to the Master(me).

Once again, some handy links for your reading enjoyment:

 Here's a good spot to start reading about Diplomacy: http://www.diplom.org/

You can ignore anything said about using the "Ken Lowe" system. We use the "DPJudge" system.

Here are the official Diplomacy rules(in pdf format):http://www.avalonhill.com/rules/diplomacy.pdf

Here's a great spot for reading up on strategy. http://www.diplomacy-archive.com/resources/strategy.htm

Good luck, gentlemen, and let the diplomacy begin! :)
« Last Edit: July 22, 2003, 09:28:04 AM by Wanker »

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« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2003, 09:34:18 AM »
The hopes of the Shillelagh Squadron rest on the mantel of the Archduke of Austria.  May God have mercy on our beloved Salzburg.

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« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2003, 10:14:05 AM »
Ahem....am having a little problem in logging in - won't accept my pw - how do I check on the correct pw?

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« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2003, 10:16:15 AM »
banana can see it... he should be able to email it to you.
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« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2003, 10:17:09 AM »
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The hopes of the Shillelagh Squadron rest on the mantel of the Archduke of Austria.  May God have mercy on our beloved Salzburg.



It's an uphill climb... Don't get your hopes up. :)
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« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2003, 10:30:35 AM »
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Ahem....am having a little problem in logging in - won't accept my pw - how do I check on the correct pw?

King Schaden of Italy


Schadenfreude,

"You've got mail" :)

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« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2003, 12:15:30 PM »
Hehe, being Master is already highly entertaining. I get copies of all the diplomacy press sent out. This is going to be a great game, I can tell already. :)

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« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2003, 12:20:41 PM »
You can't trust France...hell the President will even eat right off your plate in a restaurant.

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« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2003, 01:06:58 PM »
Hey wait a minute! I was just in the game to snuff out Serbia. What's going on here? :confused:

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You: Blah Blah Blah
Me: Meh, whatever.

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« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2003, 02:04:31 PM »
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Hey wait a minute! I was just in the game to snuff out Serbia. What's going on here? :confused:

-Sik


And so the people of Austria bow their heads, eyes cast downward in dejection, for they know that it is only a matter of time before the French forces are in beloved Salzburg...

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« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2003, 02:05:40 PM »
Get a bong?
"My grandaddy always told me, "There are three things that'll put a good man down: Losin' a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."" - Holden McGroin

(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)

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« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2003, 03:23:44 PM »
LOL...I love the messages from the master..."Master banana"!


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« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2003, 03:24:36 PM »
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Get a bong?


Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.

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« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2003, 03:24:50 PM »
:cool:

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« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2003, 08:29:59 PM »
Good luck guys and have fun!

I remember my first experience playing Avalon Hill's Diplomacy...It was grade 10 history class when our teacher divided us into I think 6 groups and handed out game boards.I was elected leader for my country and the name I picked was Idiot Amin..We were the central nation with no sea borders or ships.

After the teacher explained how "Diplomacy" works he let us be to negotiate peace or war with the other countries.Me being at the time right into Avalon Hill's "Third Reich..Midaway..etc",I thought this the opporutunity to show them how world domination is done..:)

I had no ships but the biggest army surrounded by weaker nations all around.I went around to all the other "leaders" and promised them the spoils of world domination if they would ally them with us.I had one guy on the verge of siding with me when the word got around to what I was up to.The guy backed out,our turn was played and it turned out every nation had elected to go to war with me and I was eliminated..Lol!!

The next turn every leader elected for peace and the game was over!..The teacher was left speechless and said in all the years he's been doing this,not once had this happened before..:)

It was the best history lesson I ever had..:D
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