That definitely sounds like something an army captain would say.. These are not my troops...geeez last i checked you are a comissioned officer in the military.
Been in both branches of service.. USMC and US ARMY
Heres my opinion of both
Marines... From day one it felt like they wanted to get rid of me. From MEPS all the way through boot camp and MCT. It was like I didnt deserve to be in they're beloved Marine Corps. Pride and discipline are very important. 2 NJP's and you can be kicked out. Training is taken very seriously.. Marines will kick you out for failing PT, riffle qual, swim qual, although I never seen anyone kicked out for swim qual. They are stuck in their traditions, which can be good and bad. Thats the reason I got out. Didnt like to be told what I can wear and such.
Army... Didnt have to go to basic for the Army but did go through MOS training. I saw why Drill SGTs are needed at their MOS schools. They dont teach soldiers anything at basic. There is no respect or discipline. They have more money which means better living conditions. Their training isnt up to standard in most units. It is the kinder gentler Army but it was fun. Thats why they call your duty station permanent party.