We interupt or regular programming.....
Someone mentioned "Consultants"
and it made me think of a joke I read....
"A shepherd is looking after his flock on the edge of a deserted road.
Suddenly a brand new BMW screeches to a halt next to him.
The driver, a young man dressed in a Brioni suit, Cerrutti shoes, Ray-Ban glasses,
and a YSL tie gets out and proposes to the shepherd, "If I guess how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?"
The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the sheep grazing and says
"All right."
The young man parks the car, connects his Toshiba notebook and cellular modem,
enters a NASA site, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a data base and 60
Excel tables filled with algorithms, then prints a 150-page report on his
high-tech mini-printer.
He then turns to the shepherd and says "You have exactly 1586 sheep."
The shepherd answers "That's correct; you can take your sheep." The
young man takes a nearby beast and puts it in the back of his BMW.
The shepherd looks at him and asks "If I guess your profession, will you return
my animal to me?"
The young man answers "Yes, why not."
The shepherd says, "You are a consultant".
"How did you know?" asks the young man.
"Very simple," answers the shepherd.
"First, you come here without being called. Second, you charge me a sheep to tell me something I already knew.
Third, you do not understand anything about what I do.
"So now please give me back my dog."
....And now back to our regularly scheduled, but always changing, "squeak" thread.
Be sure to tune into "The Zeke is TOO Uber" thread next month !
P.S. what is WITH this version of UBB ?
[This message has been edited by Snoopi (edited 10-26-2000).]