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Offline Wanker

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« Reply #45 on: August 07, 2003, 10:16:56 AM »
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banana... if you ever played with my daughter that would explain how you are so traumatized.   I wouldn't wish her on anyone much less someone as weak kneed as a liberal.   Guess I could be your dad but I woulda had to be 14 at the time... ask your mom tho.... I'll go along with whatever she says.
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Hehe, what's the matter with your daughter, Lazs? Is she a liberal journalist who drives a Honda? That would probably be enough to traumatize you! Sounds like a great woman to me! :D
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« Reply #46 on: August 07, 2003, 05:03:09 PM »
Also, I remember when there wasn't any porn.  We would wait in the closet of a friends sister, wait until she would be undressed, and then someone would make a sound like a fart, and the rest would break up laughing, thus only to be discovered by a topless teenager... WOOHOO!  Them boobies are burned in my mind forever!  Them were some fun times.  She could sure hit hard and yell loud too.  :D

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Offline AKIron

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« Reply #47 on: August 07, 2003, 07:38:33 PM »
I usta go out in a large empty field and shoot an arrow straight up high as I could with my 45lb recurve. Ran like hell anytime I lost sight of the arrow.
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« Reply #48 on: August 08, 2003, 03:55:51 AM »
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Also, I remember when there wasn't any porn. We would wait in the closet of a friends sister, wait until she would be undressed, and then someone would make a sound like a fart, and the rest would break up laughing, thus only to be discovered by a topless teenager... WOOHOO! Them boobies are burned in my mind forever! Them were some fun times. She could sure hit hard and yell loud too.  


LoL LoL LoL!!!! :D
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« Reply #49 on: August 08, 2003, 11:37:44 AM »
banana.. you have no idea.  suffice it to say that I wouldn't wish her on a liberal even.   Being with her can lead to some or all of the following.... prison, addiction, dismemberment, death....  A chip off the old block.   And to think she and her friends call me the "convertable of men".   They say that every woman should have one at least once but that they are expensive and outrageous and not very practical in the winter.
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Offline Shane

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« Reply #50 on: August 08, 2003, 01:00:19 PM »
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I'll never forget the first time I learned not to throw a lawn dart straight up in the air!


wimp.  it's better and more hair raising when you learn not to shoot a homemade crossbow straight up.

whooo boy... lol...
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« Reply #51 on: August 08, 2003, 01:30:56 PM »
seems i was not the only one to shoot a arrow straight up.

me and my buddies were at somebody farm shooting arrows into hay bails and someone wondered how high the arrow would go if we shot it straight up , so we did ....and it went out of sight.....and we all dived under a nearby wooden hay wagon....THUNK
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