Y'all just wait 'till you're officialy 'over the hill', that's when you'll pay for such a nasty habit that bacon consumption is.
This is one area where moderation in all things, especialy moderation, has a huge chance of putting you in an early grave.
This advice is from an ex-pork product lover who's prioritys have changed from gratification to longevity.
Oh, wait, some of you are diehard Republicans....ummmm....
nevermind