Author Topic: Ugly Cars (Read 1101 times)

funkedup · « **on:** August 14, 2003, 01:53:31 PM »

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=ugly_cars

loser · « **Reply #1 on:** August 14, 2003, 01:57:48 PM »

Be sure to browse the whole maddox site. I have been following that site for a couple years now. Lots of funny stuff there.

I'm pretty sure maddox is lazs

Bluefish · « **Reply #2 on:** August 14, 2003, 01:59:39 PM »

How anybody could believe that any vehicle created since the dawn of time is uglier than the Pontiac Aztek utterly baffles me. Helen Keller wouldn't have accepted one if she'd been offered it for free. It makes the old AMC Gremlin (previous all-time ugly champ, IMHO) look like a Ferrari.

Raubvogel · « **Reply #3 on:** August 14, 2003, 02:00:41 PM »

No doubt, those are some ugly assed cars. I have no idea why carmakers started hiring crackheads to design their cars. That Avalanche thing is just smurfy, and the Aztec is beyond words. The Honda Box™ is just...well...nasty.

john9001 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 14, 2003, 02:12:58 PM »

we need a international treaty that says only Italians can design automobile bodies.(but not the mech parts).

lazs2 · « **Reply #5 on:** August 14, 2003, 02:14:23 PM »

The guy seems reasonable to me he just left out about 40 or 50 new cars. all the SUV/pickup things are hideous but there are about a dozen or more cars from every manufacturer that are allmost as hideous.
lazs

Dune · « **Reply #6 on:** August 14, 2003, 02:28:10 PM »

The Avalanche is a true adomination, but the Element is worse. And that goes for that boxy Mercedes SUV also. Ick.

miko2d · « **Reply #7 on:** August 14, 2003, 02:29:32 PM »

Subaru pickup may not be very practical but it looks just fine.

miko

vorticon · « **Reply #8 on:** August 14, 2003, 04:25:32 PM »

i could have sworn kia made the aztek

anyway aztek is the most |(()()|3575 (/-\4 EVA:rolleyes:

Smut · « **Reply #9 on:** August 14, 2003, 04:58:03 PM »

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Originally posted by Dune
The Avalanche is a true adomination

Well I like mine a lot. In fact, it is probably the best vehicle I've owned, period.

I can haul 8' sheets of plywood/drywall/whatever in the fully enclosed, lockable box. It goes down the road nice, much better than my little S-10 did and I can carry five in total comfort. Full leather, all the toys, 4x4.

But whatever.

-Smut

takeda · « **Reply #10 on:** August 14, 2003, 05:06:50 PM »

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Originally posted by john9001
we need a international treaty that says only Italians can design automobile bodies.(but not the mech parts).

You mean like this?

Smut · « **Reply #11 on:** August 14, 2003, 05:14:45 PM »

Another shot...

-Smut

midnight Target · « **Reply #12 on:** August 14, 2003, 06:04:34 PM »

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Originally posted by Bluefish
How anybody could believe that any vehicle created since the dawn of time is uglier than the Pontiac Aztek utterly baffles me. Helen Keller wouldn't have accepted one if she'd been offered it for free. It makes the old AMC Gremlin (previous all-time ugly champ, IMHO) look like a Ferrari.

I drove a Gremlin in college.. puke yellow with black striping. Straight six with 3 speed (on the floor) standard tranny, and an 8 track monster stereo..... woof.

Captain Virgil Hilts · « **Reply #13 on:** August 14, 2003, 09:23:04 PM »

Anyone who thinks the Gremlin at one time held the title of ugliest car in history never saw an AMC Pacer.

Sandman · « **Reply #14 on:** August 14, 2003, 09:39:11 PM »

double