In the tradition of our Warbirds forefathers...

[hblair]

...We need some good old fashioned animosity stirred up between our Combat Theatre (Historical Arena) and Main Arena pilots. I will try to contribute what I can here.

Top Ten reasons Combat Theatre pilots are superior to Main Arena pile-its:

10. Combat Theatre pilots forgot more about ACM than a Main Arena pile-it will ever learn.

9. Main Arena pile-its often have to renew their accounts every other month because their momma's check bounced.

8. Main Arena pile-its use dot-dar to find a fight.    

7. Combat Theatre pilots use "the force" to find fights.    

6. SWulfe is SKEEEERD!        

5. Lephturn is SKKERRRD! (too)    

4. Combat Theatre pilots get more nookie from the wife.

3. Main Arena pile-its spend a lot of time in the bathroom.

2. Main Arena Pile-it:
     

1. Combat Theatre Pilot:
   

[ 08-16-2001: Message edited by: hblair ]

[AKSWulfe]

Combat Theater pilots are little red Xs?

Sweet jebus, no wonder why they are so anal!
 
-SW

[AKSWulfe]

BTW, the one sortie I flew in the CT I got 24.something perk points... it was ssssoooo hard I think I almost got a stiffy!
 
-SW

[Creamo]

How come all these experts are in the MA and there is 0 in the CT? Must be practicing against the newbies, I see.

[AKSWulfe]

Hblair has it wrong:

Combat Theater Italian Pilot:
 

Combat Theater British Pilot:
   (notice the bad teeth)

Combat Theater American Pilot:
 

Combat Theater Russian Pilot:
 

Combat Theater Japanese Pilot:
 
Combat Theater German Pilot:
 
AND my favorite:

THE MA PILOT:
 

 
-SW

[Sky Viper]

Originally posted by SWulfe:
Hblair has it wrong:
   
-SW

LMAO!


I like the Combat Arena idea.
The problem with the Norway Terrain is that it takes forever to fly 1 sortie, and since there are such small quantity of guys there, it's near impossible to do anything.

Also, the perk pot seems farged up.  I flew a Typhoon which shows 0 as a cost and yet I lost points for having died in it.

Viper

[Lephturn]

Heheh... I may be "SKKKEEEERDD", but I'll be in the CT when I can.  I love the concept.  I don't have a lot of time to fly right now, but when I do it will mostly be in the CT.

We'll see who's "Skeeert" when the D-11 Jug is available in the CT. Muahahaha!

BTW hblair... if you really want to attract folks to the CT, here's how....
Combat Theater version of "sheep":

 

Lephturn

[hblair]

Quit Hijacking my thread!!  

SW, I think I'm gonna be sick man.

[AKSWulfe]

Originally posted by hblair:
SW, I think I'm gonna be sick man.

WHAT?!?! You mean you are NOT going to BLOW CHOW this time????

 
-SW

[hblair]

Originally posted by Creamo:
How come all these experts are in the MA and there is 0 in the CT? Must be practicing against the newbies, I see.

That's because we all work during the day. Main Arena pile-its are all jobless, therefore they are in the main right now.

 

[AKSWulfe]

Hblair:    

   
-SW

[SOB]

Originally posted by hblair:
4. Combat Theatre pilots get more nookie from the wife.

It's true!  Since flying in the combat arena, I've been getting much more nookie from Hblair's wife!  


SOB
...I'm going to hide now!

[hblair]

 

[hblair]

SOB, what was your home address again? I have something I want to mail you.

[Rude]

TOP 5 REASONS TO FLY IN THE CT

5. It gives you such a warm and fuzzy safe feeling

4. On a clear day, you can see a long long way.

3. You can be a big tough fish in a little bitty pond.

2.  The name Combat Theatre sounds really neato.

1. Ram flies there!