LOL This is so funny!

[maximus13]

  Ok

  I had just dropped all my eggs on a31, and was turing to rtb with no feul sence a fighter shot ot all but one tank. I see a 109 takeoff, and decide to scare it by roaring down on it in my b-17. I get withing 1.7k, and press X to auto level. ::BOOM:: The ends of my wings tear off, leaving just enough wing to be able to fly with.  The 109 gets tornn to shreds by my front guns.  It was Zigrat.

Here is what he said on chat:

Zigrat: I got that on film and am sending it to HT.
Maximus: Why?
Zigrat: because you flew you wingless ack star and killed me.
Maximus: Ohhh wow, let's all have a pity party.


I then shot down minus, who was on my tail, but he got me

Minus: Maximus is using a cheat, he is flying without any wings.
Maximus: ROFL

You Whiners are making me sick. I got out of Half Life becuase of all the little kids who swear, whine, and squeak about everything. ::coughs:: tac ::Coughs  And now we have them in AH.  It really saddens me  

[Wanker]

Um, Maximus, regardless of whether or not you had wings...

Ackstarring is not going to win you any friends in AH. In fact, it is frowned on by the majority of players.

[Udie]

 hehe seeing somebody talk this way about Zigrat and Minus is rather funny. IMO whining about chanel 1 whines get's old.  That's why we have the .squelch command online.  It's also poor form to come here and name names. As many will probobly point out  


Udie

[Mox]

Maximus13 can I assume you are Maximus in game?  If you are then you're the person that's always lagging and refusing to reconnect, correct?  

I have several flights of your's recorded yesterday where you were bouncing end over end in a cart wheel like motion in a spit while continueing to fly and follow me all the time shooting directly at me.  I remember around 5 different people asking you nicely to relog and you simply said "it's not my fault I'm lagging" and refused to relog.

Reminder: IMHO it IS your fault if you continue to abuse your lag and do not relog even when multiple people pointed out you were warping all over the place.  

Mox

[Swager]

Naming name??   I'll name manes!

Udie shot me down many times!!

There! Take that Udie!!!!!


HeHe!  

[minus]

Hey maximus !!!!!! i ever never sayd u CHEAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do u anderstud ?????????
 i writen maby a BUGGGGGG !!!!! got recordet your smokin  vingles buff furbaling with my 190 i writre u turned beter like my 190 !!!!
 if u thing is  it a cheat you biznes i newer write words cheat !!!
 so go SOMewhere ,  

[minus]

if u like  discute who what sayd i can send my film  actualy i vonder how many 20 mm u get hit until  finaly riped the rest of you miracle plane , i whine about the gameplay  i dont care about you ackstaring  
and u dont shot my down but i balied after u  the buff got riped and host give u the credit
 next time dont acuse my about words Cheat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i cant say this ,  for the long history when  ben flying  for biscuits , a another myracle bird without wings kiled the half arena my and Torque begin whine and HT kicked uss
 so from this time I NEVER WRiTe some one cheat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
some uf u only using the gameplay holes and bugs so leave my alone  PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[g00bd0g]

Maximus, I sympathize... What are you supposed to do roll over and die quietly? Hell no, kamikazee the mothers. That's what I'd do. People, If you get killed by a buff, just remember it's you own damn fault.

[eddiek]

WOW!
"Hooked on Phonics" worked for me!

[AKDejaVu]

I have to agree with Mox... your connex sucks big time maximus.  I was on your dead 6 last night and followed you through a dive and a couple of scissors... only to have you outright disappear.. then reappear 3.2k south.

As for the wingless flying... if people here haven't seen what happens when a 26 loses their outer wingtips then they haven't played enough.  26's fly straight and level just fine with wingtips gone.

AKDejaVu

[RAM]

As you posted an IDENTICAL thread on Gameplay forum I feel free to give you an IDENTICAL answer   :

So... you are telling me that you DIVED on a fighter to FIRE AT IT with your guns?
Guess how many B17s dived on 109Gs in WWII to kill them? Eh?

Ok you said it all about B17s and their "defensive" weapons...Those lasers are the reason because YOU dived on a fighter. In a realistic environment (I.E. Realistic guns on the buffs) you'd had prayed for the 109 to go, let alone DIVE on it like you were a damned fighter!!!

And you still want us NOT to whine. There is a reason for it so I call it "legal whine"  

Ackstar Turbolazers SUCK!



[This message has been edited by RAM (edited 08-08-2000).]

[Apache]

I don't usually get involved in these things, however, I must say Maximus, your connect is the worst I have ever seen on a consistent basis. I first noticed you last Thursday when 3 of the Rattlers were trying to get ya in a p47. Man, talk about warps!! Right when I was lining up and about to squeeze off!
Wasn't just me either. As a matter of fact, when someone on country channel says "That guy is warpy", someone will reply, "It must be Maximus"  

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[Mighty1]

I'm sorry for my original post.

I really shouldn't have commented on Maximus' manhood, his lack of flying skill or his history with (male)sheep.

In the future I will try to keep my comments to myself and try not to pick on the people who ride in the little yellow school buses.
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[This message has been edited by Mighty1 (edited 08-08-2000).]

[AKSeaWulfe]

 

Originally posted by eddiek:


WOW!
"Hooked on Phonics" worked for me!

I assume you mean Minus with this reply eddiek? Did you bother checking out that he's from france? Go ahead and say those two paragraphs he said in english, which are easy enough to understand, in his native tongue.
-SW

[Tac]

As RAM points out, you posted the same crap in 2 threads. So you get the same response on both:

You must have had a sad childhood maximus. Not only have you posted this very same topic on 2 threads, but you call me a "whiner"? All my posts about buffs have been discussions, not finger pointing and snitching on the behaviour of other players in the MA.

How pathetic.

Added to this thread:

"I must say Maximus, your connect is the worst I have ever seen on a consistent basis"

Yep. He's always on his turbolaser armed warpbuff and taunting others to come and kill him. I've yet to see him on a fighter, though.

That's what we get when rednecks learn to read and get their hands on computers. *cringe*