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Offline Curval

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« on: August 29, 2003, 08:52:39 AM »
To those who shot me down last night I apologise for not putting up a better fight.

Massive wife ack that had me doing various chores just at the worst possible moments.

Carry on.
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Offline Toad

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« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2003, 08:53:54 AM »
You may have coined a truly descriptive phrase there.
If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!

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« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2003, 08:55:36 AM »
wife ack reduced to .7 there :)
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Offline rc51

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« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2003, 08:56:55 AM »
Perk the wife ack!

Offline Sikboy

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« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2003, 09:03:31 AM »
I managed to temporarily dissable wife ack routing it to Denver for a week.

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« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2003, 09:14:48 AM »
I think I can safely say, and be agreed with by the majority of married guys playing AH,  wife ack is definitely overmodeled.:D
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Offline JimBear

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« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2003, 10:08:42 AM »
Just be glad it wasnt the 12" Wife Ack, er that was the skillet size

Offline Charon

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« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2003, 10:13:04 AM »
Wife Ack cost me a 262 a few months back :mad: :mad: :mad:

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« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2003, 10:58:45 AM »
hahah u sorry sukkers...

no wife here..but  Gf;'s  can be just as bad....


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« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2003, 01:52:14 PM »
My wife doent mind AH so much, after I pointed out some of my friends hobbies.
1) Booze at the bar
2) Nudie bar
3) Go-kart racing (much more expensive)
4) Rebulding classic cars (lots of time & lots of money)

 With AH it is affordable & I'm always home when I'm playin.
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Offline vorticon

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« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2003, 02:43:45 PM »
would offering her a go work???

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« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2003, 02:53:15 PM »
wife ack can be eliminated with something as simple as a flick of the tongue. Become an oral professional and she will quietly wait for her turn after your done with AH.

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« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2003, 03:43:47 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by vorticon
would offering her a go work???
Worked for me!  :D
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Offline N8DOG

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« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2003, 09:11:23 PM »
I get shot down by wife ack on occasion, but mostly after the wife ack pings me enough, I usually auger out of frustration and log off.

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« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2003, 11:58:45 PM »
Dont know about you, but the mom ack can be just as deadly