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Offline midnight Target

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« on: September 09, 2003, 02:38:31 PM »
They (conservatives) love America like a child loves his mommy. And Mommy can do no wrong. We (liberals) love America like an adult loves someone—recognizing our mate might have some faults and taking the good with the bad and always working to appreciate what’s there and being critical of what’s wrong and trying to help make it better.  - Al Franken


Beautiful, just beautiful.

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« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2003, 02:41:15 PM »
Garbage.

Offline Gadfly

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« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2003, 02:48:28 PM »
Liberals love America like a tyrant Nanny loves the children she watches-Knowing they are stupid and that she knows what is best, and insisting that they adhere to the Nannys ideas.

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« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2003, 02:57:25 PM »
I thought it was supposed to be Fair and Balanced.

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« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2003, 02:58:50 PM »
I thought you were supposed to be "one of Those Dems"? (See the Thread "87 billion").

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« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2003, 03:07:51 PM »
Saw a post over at DU where some guy bet some Freepers that they couldn't find a single lie in Al's new book, the bet was for $20 per lie and the cost of the book, no replys yet :)

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« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2003, 03:12:10 PM »
Im pretty sure Al Franken loves you MT for buying his book, and is putting the hundred of thousands of revenues into school programs, and avoiding every Republican tax loophole for the rich.

Puppet.

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« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2003, 03:13:31 PM »
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Puppet.


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« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2003, 03:14:44 PM »
Have them disabled.

Al Frankens Lexus dealer loves you though.

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« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2003, 03:15:21 PM »
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We (liberals) love America like an adult loves someone—recognizing our mate might have some faults and taking the good with the bad and always ..blah blah blah.


after the 1st, 2nd or 3rd divorce?
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« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2003, 03:17:21 PM »
My God!  Go have a beer or something.....

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« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2003, 03:26:42 PM »
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Originally posted by midnight Target
They (conservatives) love America like a child loves his mommy. And Mommy can do no wrong. We (liberals) love America like an adult loves someone—recognizing our mate might have some faults and taking the good with the bad and always working to appreciate what’s there and being critical of what’s wrong and trying to help make it better.  - Al Franken


Beautiful, just beautiful.


Is that irony, wit, or derision?

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« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2003, 03:36:53 PM »
Looks like witty derision to me. Ironic of you to ask though.
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« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2003, 03:41:46 PM »
Did you buy the hardcopy or the paperback? Leather interior is expensive.

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« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2003, 03:42:09 PM »
Man, it's just a comedic book written (oddly enough) by a comedian.  Lighten up people.  You liberal tards shouldn't take it so seriously, and you conservative tards shouldn't take the liberal tards taking it so seriously so seriously.  Got that?  Good, 'cause I'm now lost.  :D


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Oh, BTW...I'll probably buy the book.  If it's as funny as "Rush Limbaugh...", then it'll be worth it.
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