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Offline FUNKED1

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« on: September 23, 2003, 02:18:45 PM »
Ya know the kind of thing where one drunk bets another drunk...

I knew a guy who would catch a fly and bet people that he could kill it and bring it back to life.
He'd take the fly, and dunk it in his beer, until it stopped moving.  Then he'd pull it out and put it on the table.  Fly was dead, not moving at all.
Then he grabs a salt shaker, and pours a pile of salt all over the fly.
A couple of minutes later, the pile starts moving.
The salt sucks the water out of the fly.  The fly dusts himself off and flies away.  Cost me $20 first time he did it.
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« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2003, 02:31:31 PM »
I try to go to bars where there aren't any flies, got any more?
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« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2003, 02:35:29 PM »
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Ya know the kind of thing where one drunk bets another drunk...

I knew a guy who would catch a fly and bet people that he could kill it and bring it back to life.
He'd take the fly, and dunk it in his beer, until it stopped moving.  Then he'd pull it out and put it on the table.  Fly was dead, not moving at all.
Then he grabs a salt shaker, and pours a pile of salt all over the fly.
A couple of minutes later, the pile starts moving.
The salt sucks the water out of the fly.  The fly dusts himself off and flies away.  Cost me $20 first time he did it.


 :rofl

LOL i learned that one YEARS ago working in a restaurnt!

Great trick and it works too!
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« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2003, 02:36:07 PM »
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The salt sucks the water out of the fly.  


So, what happens to the beer in a fly?
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« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2003, 02:39:14 PM »
Beer is almost entirely water you doofus.
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« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2003, 02:39:41 PM »
Will the salt trick work on me after a binge?
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« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2003, 02:40:21 PM »
Do you breath through tubes in your thorax?
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« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2003, 02:41:12 PM »
It doesn't work!!!  

I took this Bar Fly, Rhonda, and held her head in a whole picture of beer until she quit moving. When I let her go she grabbed a pool stick and beat my prettythang.... and I never got to the salt part.


:D
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« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2003, 02:44:06 PM »
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Do you breath through tubes in your thorax?


Doesn't everyone, bzzzzzzz.  It's works but it gives you a hell of a hangover bzzzzzzz. Gotta go the city dump is open, bzzzzzzzzz
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« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2003, 02:45:12 PM »
bet he drank his beer afterwards :)
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« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2003, 03:06:55 PM »
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Beer is almost entirely water you doofus.


Oh yeah? So why am I paying $50 for the case of Zywiec? I've been had :(
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« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2003, 03:09:11 PM »
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When I let her go she grabbed a pool stick and beat my prettythang.... and I never got to the salt part.


:rofl
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« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2003, 03:27:46 PM »
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Originally posted by AWMac
It doesn't work!!!  

I took this Bar Fly, Rhonda, and held her head in a whole picture of beer until she quit moving. When I let her go she grabbed a pool stick and beat my prettythang.... and I never got to the salt part.


:D


:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2003, 03:31:23 PM »
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Originally posted by AWMac
It doesn't work!!!  

I took this Bar Fly, Rhonda, and held her head in a whole picture of beer until she quit moving. When I let her go she grabbed a pool stick and beat my prettythang.... and I never got to the salt part.


:D


I was going to post something along the same lines, but you beat me to it!

(and probably did a better job of it, too!)

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« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2003, 03:35:28 PM »
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I was going to post something along the same lines,



You've met Rhonda too?
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