Author Topic: BEST weekend of my life (Read 1429 times)

Creamo · « **Reply #45 on:** September 29, 2003, 06:06:36 PM »

I expect full details of this to be posted in the squad forum. Pictures, of the girls, is required.

Ut oh, this isn't going to go the route of the muckmaw swinger bag and boobjob thread is it?

Hawklore · « **Reply #46 on:** September 29, 2003, 06:12:09 PM »

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Originally posted by capt. apathy
wow, things are different over there. our girlies don't even have cox.

/Edit\ The Reason Vorticon is interested in this is for those who do not know where he was for the school year during the summer, he's Harry Potter, and well, He would just beat the shi! outta those guys with his magical powers.

F4i · « **Reply #47 on:** September 29, 2003, 06:20:29 PM »

You know...just to put things into perspective here...there are people on the outside who think WE'RE ALL NERDS for playing our little computer game (Aces High).

If the guy likes to play (insert time period here) soldier, wish him well and go back to your pretend airplanes & rudder pedals, guys.

F4i

udet · « **Reply #48 on:** September 29, 2003, 08:55:07 PM »

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Originally posted by Animal
I spent all of my weekend on a post math exam stress releasing binge in which I roleplayed belligerence and debauchery, found treasure and spent it on wenches with whom I roleplayed love in order to get under their padded underwear.

ditto

udet · « **Reply #49 on:** September 29, 2003, 08:57:33 PM »

I don't know, some of the chicks on that otherworld site look pretty good. of course, it might be the medieval dress who raise their breasts and corset thair fatrolls

Twist · « **Reply #50 on:** September 30, 2003, 04:32:21 AM »

LOL!!!

Why is it that flight sims just seem to attract the goofiest people on the planet?

Don't be so quick to poke fun at Malleus' weekend, I hear some of you spit pilots dress the same way all the time.

Creamo · « **Reply #51 on:** September 30, 2003, 05:19:50 AM »

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Originally posted by midnight Target
Whata buncha nerds! You should be like real men and play pretend airplane games instead.

If you wear a paper mache square head with a wacky cape playing AH, and have a troll attack you with ping pong balls yelling "Lighting bolt, lightning bolt, Niki Attack" you won't be less of a man per say, sure. But you'd be a complete dip***** for sure.

If you mimic Weazel2, the political fixated O Club tarded clown, thad be worse, yup.

DiabloTX · « **Reply #52 on:** September 30, 2003, 08:41:55 AM »

If you're throwing rocks at a "troll" as a mage and yelling "lightning bolt!", wouldn't it make more sense to yell, "magic missile!"?

What I really like is the cheerleader at the end of the video clapping and yelling...man, even dorks have groupies!

capt. apathy · « **Reply #53 on:** September 30, 2003, 12:31:48 PM »

this thread reminded me of something that happened about 12 years ago.

I'd been out drinking all night, celibrating a friends B-day, the cab drops me off at about 6am. I'm almost asleep (about 8am) when the kids are up and watching tv, making noise, being kids.

so the wife says she's gonna take them to the park to play so I can get some sleep. I decide that I'm not really tired (and am still feeling quite good) and decide to go along.

so anyway I still have a wonderfull buzz going about 10am, and I'm playing catch with the boy. anyway, do to my 'condition' a ball gets past me, and rolls down the hill and into some bushes.

so I go off after it and as I go through the bushes I look up, face to face with a fluff'n viking. horned helm, full beard, long hair, what looks like bear skin leggings and vest and a huge tin-foil battle axe. I almost s**t myself!

when I finally was able to come to my senses I look around and there is another guy in a suit of real chainmail that must of cost him a couple $k, another in a breastplate, some chick in a hooded cloak with "spock ears" on.

chemicaly speaking I was in no condition to take this all in. so with out saying a word, wearing a blank stare, and hearing something from them about "mortals not interfearing with their holy quest" I stumble out of the bushes and head back up to the family.

after rejoining the family I decide not to mention it because it this time I'm begining to doubt how firm a grip on reality I'm mantaining. I do sugest to the kids that maybe they want to go play in another part of the park, up top above the crater maybe (the park is on an old dormant volcano).

so at the new location and with no sign of full sized action figures, we start running around having fun, the usual, playing with the kids, kid stuff.

about a 1/2 hour later my oldest daughter (4 or 5 then), shows me her great find. a handfull of nice shinny rocks (polished up real nice, quarts agates and such). se says she found them laying between the roots of the biggest tree on the hill, and asks if she can keep them.

sure, no problem.

it wasn't until later that day that I realised, she had probably beaten them to their "holy quest". they're probably still up tere wandering around looking for their rocks.

midnight Target · « **Reply #54 on:** September 30, 2003, 12:36:04 PM »

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Originally posted by Creamo
If you wear a paper mache square head with a wacky cape playing AH, and have a troll attack you with ping pong balls yelling "Lighting bolt, lightning bolt, Niki Attack" you won't be less of a man per say, sure. But you'd be a complete dip***** for sure.

If you mimic Weazel2, the political fixated O Club tarded clown, thad be worse, yup.

Is that your impression of a guy without a sense of humor?

milnko · « **Reply #55 on:** September 30, 2003, 05:58:21 PM »

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Originally posted by Ripper29
"I put on my robe and wizard hat"

LOL! HARRRR!