I feel great saddness for you woebegotten individuals that have not discovered the true miracle and joy of pineapple and pizza. I too was once like you, poor, uneducated, wandering the earth without purpose, no direction in life. Many a friend and stranger alike tempted me with offers of the taste of pineapple with my pizza, and I resisted mightly thinking that only lower lifeforms mixed fruit with meat. My life was a shambles and I lived in ignorance.
And then one day my resistance was low, possible because of the significant quanity of fermented hops I had consumed, and by the glory of the messiahs of pizza I tried pineapple with my pizza and my life as truely been transformed. I stand taller now, my goiter has disappeared, and no longer do I suffer from the dreaded scurvy. There is possibly no greater joy than those heavenly sweet slice or chuncks of fruit.
Did you not know that the Hawiians specifically genitically engineered the pineapple upon request of Marco Polo during his travels (he got a little lost) for addition to the pizza he discovered?
Favorite Pizza, Peperoni, Pineapple, Canadian Bacon, Italian sausage, green peppers, jalapenos, extra cheese, black olives.
