OMG Hitech!!!  You don't know how many times I've wanted to say that to the mass of "clueless dolts" that are invited to test software.  I mean seriously, I develop software, give it to a client and tell them to test it.  The responses from that testing are usually: "Gee, do you think you could put that button 2 pixels to the left?" or "Boy, this would really work better if you could just make this change."
I thought I made myself clear when I told the client to "Please test the functionality of this software as it stands now.  I'm looking for any major flaws in the logic, or system crashing type events that I may have missed in my dev environment."  Obviously people are just as clueless testing games as they are testing enterprise software.
WTG guys.  I know what it's like working a small team with HUGE expectations.  Keep up the great work!