Author Topic: What is the meanest thing you have ever done to someone? (Read 3160 times)

Scootter · « **Reply #15 on:** October 23, 2003, 01:52:26 PM »

About 4th grade, living in Maplewood N.J. my buddy and I were checking out the snow and hanging out. I got the not so bright idea to toss a snow ball at a car going down a rather steep hill.
Smack!! nice high toss landed right on the windshield, car slams on the brakes and slides out of control into tree. Holy crap Batman run, driver gets out and starts to chase us but its our AO and we know all the places to run and we ditch him. Run home and stay inside for the rest of the week in complete fear. Later checked out tree, big crunch, this was in 1970 or 71 so cars were built tuff, but man felt bad about that for a long time.

By the way if this was one of you guys, It never really happened, and my friend is the one who did'ent do it.

Lance · « **Reply #16 on:** October 23, 2003, 01:57:34 PM »

Okay....

I had girl named Kim that I dated in highschool that called me up a few years after we both graduated and had moved away. She said she was coming to visit a relative about an hour away from where I lived, and asked if I wanted to drive over and meet her. The conversation turned sexual, and it became readily apparent that this was a booty call. She asked if I could get a hotel reservation for us and I did.

Well, I go to pick her up, and what had once been this lovely young vixen was now a walking, talking beanbag. She had put on at least 60 pounds. She ran up and put me in a crushing bearhug and said she was so happy to see me, that it had been too long, and that she couldn't wait to get to the hotel so we could get to business, yadda yadda yadda.

So I'm panicking, trying to figure out how I am going to not have to sleep with this woman. We go to the hotel, check in, and go to our room. I can't even set the keys down before she's on top me. I ask if she wouldn't like to go out to dinner first. "You're all I want to eat" she says. I groan in despair. She mistakes it for ecstacy.

Then, inspiration struck. I said I need some ice water and extricated myself from her grasp. I lunged for the icebucket, snatched it up, and then sprinted for the door. By the time I made it to my car, I had myself convinced that if she didn't want to get abandoned in a hotel room she shouldn't have eaten so many twinkies.

Swager · « **Reply #17 on:** October 23, 2003, 01:57:36 PM »

I blew up a guys tires on his car with M-80s at about 3 oclock in the morning.

He bullied me in High School too many times and I got him back 12 years later! I never forgot the things he did to me and I held a gruge for a long time.

A cowards way of getting back at him but he was bigger than me and should of known better than to pick on someone littler than him!

capt. apathy · « **Reply #18 on:** October 23, 2003, 01:59:22 PM »

I had a forman about 10 or 15 years ago who was newly transfered in from another city. he was a pain in the bellybutton to work for. trying to micro manage every detail when he doesn't know as much about what I was doing as I did. he was wanting me to do my work in a way that would have been sloppy, dangerous, harder to do, and leave a crappy product in the end. you could tell he was probably a decent sort outside of work but he had no idea how to be a foremen with profesionals working for him (basicly make sure my next assignment is ready for me when I'm done and stayout of the way).

so anyway after a couple weeks of this and him not taking the hint when I tell him to step off, or take a walk so I can get some work done, I got fairly pissed off. so on my way back from a McD's run at lunch we pull into the lot and I see his nice new mustang between me and the gate. so I gather up everybodys left over fries (maybe 3 supersized servings), tear them up in little pieces, and dump them down the center of his car as I walk by.

while we worked the last half the day every seagul in portland landed on his car for a fry and a dump.

when I walked out at the end of the day he was standing there staring, you could only see red paint on the lower sides of the car. the rest was that nice mix of seagul white, green, yellow. as

I walked by I said "so you get on natures nerves too?"

boxboy28 · « **Reply #19 on:** October 23, 2003, 02:01:37 PM »

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Originally posted by Sikboy
When I was in the Navy I had an insufferable room mate for a while. So I used to jerk off a jizz in his hair conditioner. Never before was revenge so fun!

-Sik

LOL TMI

Sixpence · « **Reply #20 on:** October 23, 2003, 02:03:52 PM »

I did something mean to a cat.We played baseball with a cat once. My brother pitched the cat, I took a mighty swing(it was a heavy pillow). The cat went spinning through the air. He must have been doing 5000 rpm's. But it backfired on us. As he was spinning his bowels let go. We had a hard time explaining the cat poop all over the living room. It was on the walls, ceiling, and furniture. Til this day we still blame the cat.

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #21 on:** October 23, 2003, 02:28:03 PM »

Sixpence
OMFG I just almost passed out I laughed so hard!!!

Man some funny stuff. I need to try he seagul one!

Mini D · « **Reply #22 on:** October 23, 2003, 02:35:59 PM »

Once... in the navy... I had this insufferable roomate. I used to refill his toothpaste with my hair conditioner.

MiniD

midnight Target · « **Reply #23 on:** October 23, 2003, 02:41:49 PM »

Once pulled a commando type raid on a guys pot plants. Very exciting.

Once had relations with a girl on a bet. I feel bad about that one, except she was very pretty.

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #24 on:** October 23, 2003, 02:44:33 PM »

MT
If she was hot, what was the bet?

midnight Target · « **Reply #25 on:** October 23, 2003, 02:45:32 PM »

Pointed out a girl at a party in college and said I bet I can.... and I won.

Modas · « **Reply #26 on:** October 23, 2003, 02:59:28 PM »

In college there was a guy in the dorms that was an EXTREME homo-phobe.

So, during one of the many floor parties that we had, this individual got ripped and passed out. So, what did we do?

Stripped him down, put and put him face down in the shower in the bathroom.

The next morning, he wakes up, finds himself naked and face down in the shower. Course he asks everyone what the heck happened.

"we can't tell you" we all say. "It too horrible"

"What, WHAT?" his voice raising to a fevered pitch "What happened?????"

"You F***** a guy"

Long pause.... Anguished scream...

"NOOoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!"

To this day, no one told him

midnight Target · « **Reply #27 on:** October 23, 2003, 03:13:33 PM »

Oh I just remembered one....

Had a guy in our dorm everyone hated... including his roommate. One night we decided to get him. We got one of those 5 gallon paint pails and we all (4 or 5 of us) took turns peeing into it. The last guy did that one number better if you know what I mean. Then we got a small firecracker and put it on a cigarette fuse. The bucket was leaned carefully against the guys dorm room door, and the firecracker was lit and placed on a piece of foil and slid under his door into his room.

We all then ran to our rooms and quitely waited for the histrionics. When the cracker blew the guy ran to his door screaming and opened it ..... spilling the putrid mess on his feet and floor. Thats about when he puked.

No one said a word about it afterwords, but he moved the next week.

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #28 on:** October 23, 2003, 03:15:40 PM »

I changed Grunherz' homepage to goatse.cx and put the photo on his wallpaper.

Sixpence · « **Reply #29 on:** October 23, 2003, 03:18:33 PM »

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Originally posted by midnight Target
Once pulled a commando type raid on a guys pot plants. Very exciting.

This is unforgivable.