Author Topic: What is the meanest thing you have ever done to someone? (Read 3256 times)

Sikboy · « **Reply #30 on:** October 23, 2003, 03:23:39 PM »

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Originally posted by Mini D
Once... in the navy... I had this insufferable roomate. I used to refill his toothpaste with my hair conditioner.

MiniD

heh, as if I brush my teeth.

-Sik

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #31 on:** October 23, 2003, 03:24:04 PM »

I guess probably during a football game against Dublin High. I tried to hit a guy so hard that it would take him out of the game. The impact hurt him so bad he was crying and they carried him off. He didn't have any serious injuries, just got the wind knocked out of him basically, and it was a clean play, no penalty, but it didn't feel good at all, even though all the guys were like "Way to go man you took him out!" I tore cartilage in my knee the next game and never played again. Karma, etc.

Gunthr · « **Reply #32 on:** October 23, 2003, 04:08:05 PM »

We skipped school. Corn Husker's Lotion in squirt guns. Porn theater. Sat behind an old man. Jacking noises. Groans. Let him have it all over the back of his head and neck. Ran out.

LePaul · « **Reply #33 on:** October 23, 2003, 04:34:28 PM »

Was at the local Olive garden to get gift certificates for a friends birthday. I see an old girlfriend and kind of motion a Hello. Make eye contact...her nose goes straight up into the air. Snobby wench. I'll fix that. Look closer..oh, she on a date...notice the waiter...mention I'm related to her and "shhh...its her birthday"...waiter lights up with a smile and heads out back. As I'm leaving the place, I hear 7 or 8 waiters and waitresses chanting that dumb happy birthday song, clapping, etc...

Swoop · « **Reply #34 on:** October 23, 2003, 04:55:50 PM »

In school we had a teacher who was British but born in India. As a kid he was bitten by.....I dunno, something......and a couple of times a year he'd phase out in class and just be completely out of it for about 5 minutes.

So of course......he'd come round with pencils in his ears, up his nose, paper stuffed in his mouth. This one time we shaved one eyebrow off, when he came round he thanked us for not taking advantage of the situation like most other classes......by lunchtime the whole class had detention for a week.

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #35 on:** October 23, 2003, 05:00:31 PM »

LOL that's funny as hell.

Arlo · « **Reply #36 on:** October 23, 2003, 05:17:45 PM »

I killed a man once .... just to watch him die.

I felt bad until he smack-talked me on channel one.

Then I smiled.

Vulcan · « **Reply #37 on:** October 23, 2003, 05:18:36 PM »

I like nailing pedestrians with puddles of water when I'm driving around town on rainy days (big 4WD tyres make them splashes go the extra distance).

MotorOil · « **Reply #38 on:** October 23, 2003, 05:29:51 PM »

Gto, some of that is just messed up.

Last story reminds me of a good one. Was dropping a friend off at his place at night in the spring, snow melting, and huge puddles all over. As he gets out I tell him to watch me nail the puddle on the corner. I zip around the corner doing about 40k with the tire right next to the curb, it sends this tidal wave of disaster proportions up in the air. When the debris settles all I see is this silhouette of a guy standing right next to the curb like he's just been soaked to the bone. I quickly kill the lights on the car and continue my get-away. The friend of mine who was watching said all you could hear was this guy screaming, "You fu*&%^g bast^&d!"

Totally didn't see him there, oops.

No regrets!

capt. apathy · « **Reply #39 on:** October 23, 2003, 05:30:26 PM »

ok, to start with I'll have to explain I have psoriasis, I've never seen anyone with it as bad as mine, when it flares up bad it can cover >60% of my body.

so anyway I'm soaking in a Jacuzzi (the big ones that are built into the side of a swimming pool), trying to relax, enjoying a weekend at the beach.

this girl comes and gets in, late 20’s, kinda pretty but with the attitude you can see before she even opens her mouth.

I get a lot of questions about my skin, most people I talk to ask eventually, if we talk long enough, and most people are reasonably considerate and polite. she wasn't most people.

after about 15 minutes she looks over and sees the psoriasis on my shoulder. she slides to the far end of the Jacuzzi, stands up and points at my shoulder, "WHAT, is that!"

I look up real calm "don't even get me started on this toejam, I talked to that new neighbor of mine for 5 minutes, shake his hand and now I got fluff'n leprosy for the rest of my life, tell me, how the hell is that fair"

she was screeching and sobbing pretty hard as she ran from the pool house.

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #40 on:** October 23, 2003, 05:35:09 PM »

MotorOil
Stuff in the thread is messed up? Or stuff I did?

LOL

AHGOD · « **Reply #41 on:** October 23, 2003, 05:35:14 PM »

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Originally posted by Vulcan
I like nailing pedestrians with puddles of water when I'm driving around town on rainy days (big 4WD tyres make them splashes go the extra distance).

That happened to a group of us out wondering back from a house party. Guy nails the puddle drecnhing us all. Like it mattered was raining and we had alcohol as our umbrella. I promptly chucked my beer bottle at his car, exploding on the trunk of his nice shiny red car something. He never stopped. What pissed me off the most was I didn't have a beer now.

Hawklore · « **Reply #42 on:** October 23, 2003, 05:46:45 PM »

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Originally posted by capt. apathy
I had a forman about 10 or 15 years ago who was newly transfered in from another city. he was a pain in the bellybutton to work for. trying to micro manage every detail when he doesn't know as much about what I was doing as I did. he was wanting me to do my work in a way that would have been sloppy, dangerous, harder to do, and leave a crappy product in the end. you could tell he was probably a decent sort outside of work but he had no idea how to be a foremen with profesionals working for him (basicly make sure my next assignment is ready for me when I'm done and stayout of the way).

so anyway after a couple weeks of this and him not taking the hint when I tell him to step off, or take a walk so I can get some work done, I got fairly pissed off. so on my way back from a McD's run at lunch we pull into the lot and I see his nice new mustang between me and the gate. so I gather up everybodys left over fries (maybe 3 supersized servings), tear them up in little pieces, and dump them down the center of his car as I walk by.

while we worked the last half the day every seagul in portland landed on his car for a fry and a dump.

when I walked out at the end of the day he was standing there staring, you could only see red paint on the lower sides of the car. the rest was that nice mix of seagul white, green, yellow. as

I walked by I said "so you get on natures nerves too?"

good One!

Furball · « **Reply #43 on:** October 23, 2003, 06:34:07 PM »

I turn cv's as noobs take off

1K0N · « **Reply #44 on:** October 23, 2003, 06:57:06 PM »

MY German teacher in middle school was a penthouse pet, we found the issue in one of our dads collections and took it to school to show the other kids... We were busted with the magazine...And she was busted for sure...