Author Topic: What is the meanest thing you have ever done to someone? (Read 3101 times)

Curval · « **Reply #60 on:** October 24, 2003, 12:46:39 PM »

I forgot one:

My roomate at a college I attended (for less than a year

) was a really huge fat guy.

First night he drinks a whole bottle of rum and as he started to get the spins he decided to take a shower. He turned on the water and then went to have a dump. He passed out buck naked sitting on the toilet.

The rooms were organised in the dorm so that two rooms each shared a bathroom, so we were able to form a viewing line leading into my room, through the bathroom and then out the door of our neighbours.

We charged 25 cents. I think the whole dorm paid up...as did all the guests who were attending a party one floor down, including the women.

We then had a party in his honour with the proceeds.

Poor guy...he was horrified when he found out about it the next day.

LePaul · « **Reply #61 on:** October 24, 2003, 12:50:52 PM »

Now folks, what if you had to go back in time....or find these people now...and apologize in order to get into heaven?

Would you? Probably better for another thread...

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #62 on:** October 24, 2003, 01:02:04 PM »

If I could go back, I would hide this fish better....

And not tell her about the one in her rollerblade.

She got me fired by sleeping with the boss about 5 months later!!

udet · « **Reply #63 on:** October 24, 2003, 01:13:15 PM »

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Originally posted by 1K0N
MY German teacher in middle school was a penthouse pet, we found the issue in one of our dads collections and took it to school to show the other kids... We were busted with the magazine...And she was busted for sure...

silly kids..why not blackmail her and make her strip for you and play out all your fantasies

Shuckins · « **Reply #64 on:** October 24, 2003, 04:37:48 PM »

Not a chance.

Shuckins

mrblack · « **Reply #65 on:** October 24, 2003, 05:02:40 PM »

When I worked at an abulance co here in Dallas.
there was this Fat Biotch that would always sneak my food out of the fridge.
Well I was working 24hr shifts so I could never catch her.
So me and my partner Had an Idea.
The owner always left his dog at the station.

So one morning before we got on the abulance I took my salad out of the fridge and rubbed all the lettuce on the dogs arse!!!
then put it back in the fridge.

And sure nuff when I got back in later that night my salad was gone.
So I asked the fat chick if she enjoyed the salad?
Of course she dinied having eaten it.
I said thats Good cause I rubbed it all over that dogs arse:aok

She promply went to trow up:rofl

Nilsen · « **Reply #66 on:** October 24, 2003, 05:11:43 PM »

Put a guys entire set of dry socks in a freezing river on the first day of a winter field excersise....

Oh.. and a few weeks later i fooled around with his sister.

He got abit upset.

mrblack · « **Reply #67 on:** October 24, 2003, 05:14:04 PM »

Good that you did not fool around with his sisters socks:D

Corwin · « **Reply #68 on:** October 24, 2003, 06:09:35 PM »

I was playing center for my HS football team. The nose tackle was this little jerk who kept slapping my ear holes. It hurt like a mutha and I complained to the ref after the 2nd time. He tells me, "You're a big guy, just shake it off". He does it a few more times and I tell my coach. He tells me, "just hit 'em hard and in a good christian sportsmanlike manner ask him to stop". The defensive line coach comes up to me as I'm standing there in disbelief and whispers in my ear to wait for a play up the middle and nail the guy "right in the gotcha". Next play I snap quick and come up quick under him with a nice head butt to the sternum. He's light compared to me so it stands him up. I grab him by the shoulder pads and drive my knee as hard as I can into his groin. He folds like a house of cards grabbing his crotch, draws a huge breath and wails so loud everyone stops and turns. The crowd got quiet and there I was standing over his quivering body with everybody looking at me in shock. It seems perhaps I was a little obvious as the play had been whistled dead when the QB dropped the snap and fell on the ball. I was so focused I missed that and everyone saw my little revenge. It turns out the guy forgot his cup... They carried him out on a stretcher and I heard him wailing all the way to the locker room. I'll never forget the ref, "Number 50 that was vicious son. You are outta the game!" He ended up going to the hospital and I was informed by the nun who ran our school the next day that he ended up with a ruptured nut. I calmly explained to her what had precipitated my savagery but said I was overcome with pain at the time and was out of my head. I kept the def. coach stuff to myself. I think she didn't like talking about testicles very much so she let me off with a stern warning.

I wonder if he ever had kids...

Roscoroo · « **Reply #69 on:** October 24, 2003, 07:20:04 PM »

This isnt a revenge or outta spitfullness story but it was kinda mean in a way .

I has stationed at McClellan AFB in sacramento and I had been working the grave shift flightline for quite a long time ..
Well one morning as I was sitting in the office going over the nights maintenance with one of the Tech sgt's , we had this Green Female troop show up for her first day ....
Well She entered the little office break room in the hanger and was standing there with that "O my God I'm lost sortta look "on her face . it was still befor the normal day shift showed up at this time. and the Tech sgt said that He'd be with her in a few mins...

Well she stood there looking around and noticed some of the Huge Bugs that we always have flying around the office at night .
And then proceeded to point at one and ask "What... what ...Whats That bug ???"
Well I couldnt resist this time ...and I calmly replied
"Oh thats just a mosquito " ..... "BAM"!!!!!

I never Heard a Girl Scream as loud as she did at that moment ...
and she then Ran outta the building screaming past the Day shift Master Sgt ...(the supevisor) out into the street ...

The Tech Sgt and myself were Rolling on the floor Laffing our arse's off as the Msgt entered ... And of course I got the ole dreaded ..."now what did you do look "
Well after a short explaination ... I had him laffing at it too .
I then proceeded to go talk to her ,and ended up giving her the base tour ,breakfast, and all that ..

All that just over a simple mosquito hawk .
it turned out She was from somewere on the east coast and had never seen one befor.

This may have been the reason i also got sent to the phase docks dayshift for 3 months also ... (I hated getting shoved up C-130 intakes to file compressor blades)

Ripsnort · « **Reply #70 on:** October 24, 2003, 09:36:35 PM »

having a weapon aimed at me 5 times.

Sikboy · « **Reply #71 on:** October 24, 2003, 09:59:41 PM »

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
having a weapon aimed at me 5 times.

That sure was mean of you.

-Sik

Regular · « **Reply #72 on:** October 24, 2003, 10:34:38 PM »

I drank some guy's beer up. That is EVIL!!!

Regular · « **Reply #73 on:** October 24, 2003, 10:38:04 PM »

Who cares? Drank or DRUNK? DRUNK!

krazyhorse · « **Reply #74 on:** October 27, 2003, 08:48:12 AM »

capt.apathy... this is a thread about the meanest thing, didn't say anything about being the proper thing, any how he did it, there was lil bit more to it , he ran his mouth to someone , that wasn't to great at keeping secrets, that was just one of the mean things iv'e done there are a few more, maybe i'll share them later, ty for your comment though:)