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Title: Sheep tactics
Post by: EskimoJoe on March 11, 2008, 02:57:20 PM: Yeah, you read it, sheep tactics. I was wondering, what tactics work with getting a sheep to like you? I've tried flirting, joking, the whole likes, but they always seem to "Baaah" and walk off. Please oh please help me :pray
Title: Re: Sheep tactics
Post by: The Fugitive on March 11, 2008, 03:02:39 PM: I know one thing you could do to get more people on these boards to like you...........

stop posting threads like this one ! :D
Title: Re: Sheep tactics
Post by: Ack-Ack on March 11, 2008, 03:41:39 PM: I found getting them drunk is the easiest way.

ack-ack
Title: Re: Sheep tactics
Post by: Blooz on March 11, 2008, 04:24:28 PM: Money.

Lots and lots of money.
Title: Re: Sheep tactics
Post by: Latrobe on March 11, 2008, 04:36:30 PM: Pay VansCrew, he'll give ya one :lol.
Title: Re: Sheep tactics
Post by: Gooss on March 11, 2008, 04:40:11 PM: Apples.

Don't forget a cliff or steep bank, the rubber boots and velcro gloves.

HONK!
Gooss
Title: Re: Sheep tactics
Post by: df54 on March 11, 2008, 05:51:31 PM: candy is dandy but liquoer is quicker
Title: Re: Sheep tactics
Post by: Murdr on March 11, 2008, 05:53:27 PM: Velcro gloves...then there is no need to worry about the "liking" part.
Title: Re: Sheep tactics
Post by: Coshy on March 11, 2008, 06:21:20 PM: I think the problem isnt with the sheep, its with you. You seem to not understand that "Baaah and walking off" response is a POSITIVE one. In essence the sheep is "presenting" herself to you.
Title: Re: Sheep tactics
Post by: Guppy35 on March 11, 2008, 06:23:07 PM: SAPP pilot's just borrow Silat's 38 with the 'camoflage' on it. The sheep see the nose art and are immediately drawn to it :aok

We worry about Silat sometimes :uhoh

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/861_1152155392_silat.jpg)
Title: Re: Sheep tactics
Post by: SPKmes on March 11, 2008, 06:34:17 PM: I'd say give it up. The sheep in the arenas here are tough bugga's. They stop tanks.
Title: Re: Sheep tactics
Post by: EskimoJoe on March 11, 2008, 09:11:31 PM: Velcro gloves worked well :aok She's stayin at the hanger, but I don't think she will last. I might just have to pay Vans for another :rofl
Title: Re: Sheep tactics
Post by: LEDPIG on March 11, 2008, 09:29:24 PM: Quote from: Guppy35 on March 11, 2008, 06:23:07 PM
SAPP pilot's just borrow Silat's 38 with the 'camoflage' on it. The sheep see the nose art and are immediately drawn to it :aok

We worry about Silat sometimes :uhoh

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/861_1152155392_silat.jpg)

This might just be the funniest thing i've seen in allllllll my life...... :uhoh :rofl

No wait i've seen funnier but dang thats funny! :lol :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Sheep tactics
Post by: The Fugitive on March 12, 2008, 06:48:40 AM: Proof of Silats prowest (http://webpages.charter.net/maddogjoe/475th/silat_swf.htm) :devil
Title: Re: Sheep tactics
Post by: Ghosth on March 12, 2008, 07:28:47 AM: Get fluffy the blow up sheep doll and you don't need to worry about tactics. :)
Title: Re: Sheep tactics
Post by: Obie303 on March 12, 2008, 09:48:53 AM: Fugitive, That's just wrong! Made me spit my morning coffee all over the monitor! :D

<S>
Obie
Title: Re: Sheep tactics
Post by: BaldEagl on March 12, 2008, 09:54:50 AM: Tell them they have a great body. Works every time.
Title: Re: Sheep tactics
Post by: Papabear on March 13, 2008, 03:19:20 PM: I’m afraid I have bad news, there is nothing you can do… A sheep will either like you, or she will not.

Sweet-talking will get you nowhere. Although a jar a peanut butter may buy you a few minutes attention.

(http://www.filenanny.com/files/4690141cf359b3528/baa1.jpg)

My only advice, try finding a sheep with lower standards.
Title: Re: Sheep tactics
Post by: Papabear on March 13, 2008, 03:25:18 PM: Quote from: Guppy35 on March 11, 2008, 06:23:07 PM
SAPP pilot's just borrow Silat's 38 with the 'camoflage' on it. The sheep see the nose art and are immediately drawn to it :aok

We worry about Silat sometimes :uhoh

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/861_1152155392_silat.jpg)

Proof that the sheep of Aces High appreciate good nose art!

(http://www.filenanny.com/files/4690141cf359b3528/squad1a.jpg)
Title: Re: Sheep tactics
Post by: BaldEagl on March 13, 2008, 04:49:41 PM: Offer her a ride:

(http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r46/Motorbiker_photos/NewsPics/Sheep-on-Motorcycle.jpg)
Title: Re: Sheep tactics
Post by: EskimoJoe on March 14, 2008, 01:56:37 AM: Ok, my other one left me, I told another "You have a great body" and offered her a peanut-butter coated apple. She loved either the PB, or me. So I offered her a ride back to a hanger in a jeep with great nosework, she accepted. She's there as I type this, and she's wearing lingerie. Better not keep her waiting...

Thanks for all the help guys, but I'm still looking for more sheep tactics, just in case ;)

PS: Do any of you know where I can find lots of sheep? Perhaps there's a particular field that has more than others?
Title: Re: Sheep tactics
Post by: bergy on March 14, 2008, 11:48:12 AM: Quote from: BaldEagl on March 13, 2008, 04:49:41 PM
Offer her a ride:

(http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r46/Motorbiker_photos/NewsPics/Sheep-on-Motorcycle.jpg)

Now that is one funny pic :rofl

Looks like the sheep like bikers, go get ya a scoot.
Title: Re: Sheep tactics
Post by: apcampbell on March 14, 2008, 12:41:12 PM: I'd move that Aircraft if I were you, those could be the dreaded Hot Pink Exploding Sheep of Doom!
Title: Re: Sheep tactics
Post by: KG45 on March 16, 2008, 05:01:51 AM: start wearing kilts. sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Title: Re: Sheep tactics
Post by: goober69 on March 16, 2008, 08:02:58 AM: Quote from: KG45 on March 16, 2008, 05:01:51 AM
start wearing kilts. sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

lmao quote of the week :rofl :rofl