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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: badhorse on April 23, 2008, 06:57:56 AM
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In no particular order...
Anyone need a gunner?
I have a M3. Someone take the town down.
Need someone to escort my bombers.
OMG. Something killed me!
How do I fly/drive with a mouse?
Did I miss any?
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Theres to many to list...
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JOIN MY MISSION!
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What are the cheat codes??
Heard that one a few times :O
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"I dropped troops on the field but didn't get the capture! What's up with that?" :rofl Seems like that happens pretty often when a new group comes in. Here's one that was funny as heck "I just shot this guy, hitting him all over the place but i blew up and he's not even hurt!!??" after i got my laughter under control "Hey you do realize i'm a friendly plane right?" :rofl
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"I dropped troops on the field but didn't get the capture! What's up with that?" :rofl
:rofl :rofl That was me my first night of playing. Chappy and Maxius were taking off towards a field and kept saying they needed troops over there so being the good newbie and wanting to fit in I grabbed a goon and made a perfect drop right down the runway.
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LMFAO i remember that hornett :rofl :rofl :rofl
<S> sir
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I'm surprised no one's mentioned: "Help, how do I land?!" :lol
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HOW CAN I BE FASTER
WHATS THE BEST PLANE
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"MAYDAY! I'M GOING DOWN! I'M GOING DOWN GUYS!"
heard that one being screamed over vox a few times.
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I like following: System:2554544 request to join your planes
5PointOh.accept 2554544
2554544:HEY WHY CAN'T I FIRE THE GUNS
5PointOh:cause I'm flying a P-51
By the way squeaker season starts in less than a month!
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I alway's try to help new people if I have the time by tuning to the help channel. These are some that are pretty regular:
Calling some one else a "Noob"
"why won't my plane go up?"
"what's that buzzing noise and why won't it quit?"
"How do I change fields?"
"how do I make my tank go?"
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In no particular order...
I have a M3. Someone take the town down.
Thats not nooby
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How do I drop bombs?
Why won't my guns shoot anymore? (after spraying n playing all the way to the fight)
Where is everyone?
Cheater!!!! Your plane turns way better than mine and we're in the same plane.
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NOOB: You Haxor! You had half a wing and you shot me down!!
I've got film and I'm sending it to HTC!!!!!
VonMessa: Awesome, I've always wanted to be in a movie. Hope you got some good shots of my Dora. Good Luck, you are on your way to being the next Michael Moore .
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How do i fire a missle :lol
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How do i fire a missle :lol
Well first you call him in your office and let him know that you don't think he is right for the position then hand him his pink slip.
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Where can I get a B-29 with a NUUUUUUKKKKEEEE!?
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I alway's try to help new people if I have the time by tuning to the help channel. These are some that are pretty regular:
"why won't my plane go up?"
Hey Boss :)
You probably see that one from me a lot on squad text. :)
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JOIN MY MISSION!
Didn't you really mean; JOIN MY MISSION!JOIN MY MISSION!!!! MISSION!!!! STARTS IN 2 MINUTES!!!! HOW COME NOBODY WANTS TO JOIN MY MISSION!!!!
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Didn't you really mean; JOIN MY MISSION!JOIN MY MISSION!!!! MISSION!!!! STARTS IN 2 MINUTES!!!! HOW COME NOBODY WANTS TO JOIN MY MISSION!!!!
YOu know how long a lancaster can run with 100% fuel ? :cry
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OMG You guys suck! I'm going to <insert diffrent country> Becuase you guys suck so bad.
I allways love to see them guys. It's even better when you shoot them down lol.
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Didn't you really mean; JOIN MY MISSION!JOIN MY MISSION!!!! MISSION!!!! STARTS IN 2 MINUTES!!!! HOW COME NOBODY WANTS TO JOIN MY MISSION!!!!
Join my MISHUN! MISHUN POSTED !
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I am flying a tank, who wants to be my gunner
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I am flying a tank, who wants to be my gunner
Didn't AH1 allow gunners in tanks?
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Didn't AH1 allow gunners in tanks?
You can still have gunners in tanks.
"someguy keeps following me around everywhere saying "check 6"" :rofl
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Join my MISHUN! MISHUN POSTED !
Yeah, that one's my favorite too. :)
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The ear piercing scream "I need air support!!!!!!!" Although i haven't heard it in awhile, it stands out the most cause my ears where seriously ringing for 30 mins. It was shortly followed by "you guys suck!" LOL
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Number guy:How do I get the plane to take off
leDragon:Enable auto takeoff
Number guy: It is
:rolleyes: :confused: :uhoh
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my favorite is "How come my missiles wont lock on." :D or, "some idiot told me to press ALT-F4."
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YOU STUPID HAXOR !!!! YOU SHOT ME DOWN AND I DIDNT SEE YOU!!!!! WAAAAAAA!!!!! YOU HAXED THE GAME!!!!!
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Heard this one last night:
"xxx is cheating. He shot me down with just 2-3 bullets."
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"Mayday Mayday Im going down in (this is the part that surprised me) 10,7,4" Love it when it's written on country channel then they get outraged about the fact that no-one answers them :lol
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"Mayday Mayday Im going down in (this is the part that surprised me) 10,7,4" Love it when it's written on country channel then they get outraged about the fact that no-one answers them :lol
I just tell them to "stay put, stay quiet, I'm on my way to pick you up." That seems to keep them quiet for ... oh, I don't know... 4-5 seconds?
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I own you, you suck, coward, hotard, dweeb, picker, runner you...
Oh wait, that's not a noob response, that's an idiots response...LOL :D
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Saying "Press Alt-F4 for missiles on country."
Wait thats just the dweebs. :noid
Strip
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Heard this one last summer.
"So what do I have to do to level up in this game???"
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Heard this one last summer.
"So what do I have to do to level up in this game???"
Responce: Kill everyone at least once.
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HELP!
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Noob: How do you take off?
AHer: Press ALT F4
This is what happens to the Noobs trying to be the Newbie 5 star Generals giving orders (bish near a nit base)
Noob: Corrs1 I'm shot down but alive, can you bring a plane or a truck to pick us up, we are right under you.
Corrs: you might want to start walking SE to that base
Noob: Corrs1 can you give us a ride?
Corrs: no passengers in a P-51..sorry
Noob: So we can walk to that base, how Corrs1?
Corrs1: press W to walk forward and turn w/ the joystick.
Noob: thanks Corrs1
Noob: (says to Noob#2 with him) Ok, lets go to that red base over there...
Corrs1: thats right guys, you'll find a nice ride back to your tower at that red base :devil
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178789 Wishes to Join you
178789 Wishes to Join you
178789 Wishes to Join you
178789 Wishes to Join you
178789 Wishes to Join you
178789 Wishes to Join you
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'that hacker shoted me threw a tree!!!!!111one!'
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Responce: Kill everyone at least once.
LOL One of the guys in the squad, can't remember who it was, told this kid he had to go and fly to the large airfields near the HQ's for each country, fly through all the hangers on the fields and then land back at the same base he launched from, and all 3 had to be done in one sortie. Told him he'd get something like 10K perks and level up to fighter pilot 2 who never blacks out and can turn tighter than all the regular pilots. :rofl :rofl
Poor kid bought it for awhile.
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LOL One of the guys in the squad, can't remember who it was, told this kid he had to go and fly to the large airfields near the HQ's for each country, fly through all the hangers on the fields and then land back at the same base he launched from, and all 3 had to be done in one sortie. Told him he'd get something like 10K perks and level up to fighter pilot 2 who never blacks out and can turn tighter than all the regular pilots. :rofl :rofl
Poor kid bought it for awhile.
Hey BushLt. You can stop trying now. :D
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I own you, you suck, coward, hotard, dweeb, picker, runner you...
Oh wait, that's not a noob response, that's an idiots response...LOL :D
i own you picking dweeb hotard run boy
did i leave anything out?
ohh ace pilot
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my favorite is....
omg a girl plays this game?
is betty really a girl?
and it only goes on from there hehe
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Squeek
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So are you really a girl???
:)
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So are you really a girl???
lol smh :)
:)
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Im in a B5N i need a gunner
WHAT THE F**K YOU SHOT ME ON RUNWAY!!!111!!!1!!
76456786: Why u fly Hurr I its a noob plane Pannono: Its noob plane because i just killed u in it rite?
Taking off bombers need escort
Copy, over, or out after everything they type on country
I died! I suck!
I got shot down (i usually say no1 cares now shut up)
How do i drive a tank?
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Not a Favorite saying....just say it alot.
aaarrrrr Faaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr# sake this sux Just before I up again at a 100-2 capped field.
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This one today "You @$#%@# Ho tard!" "? oh your so right but seeing as how your perk F4U1C is dead and my Typhoon is untouched i must just be lucky" I had managed to evade him while he escorted lancs, shot all 3 lancs down and had 29 rounds of ammo left, while turning to go to land he came directly at me. Not sure how i'm the Ho tard in this one for just obliging him? :huh
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ok this is in the DA. By the sound of of it i would put this kid in the 8-11 year range.
Noob: Hey you shot me down when i was fighting someone else.
RMrider: sorry pal you flew straight for to long.
Noob: how dare you answer me back, i could kill you anytime.
RMrider:Whatever you say "mother".
Noob: I have fought all the expert pilots of this game and beat them all, you dont think i can kill you too?
:rofl :rofl
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I remember once Id helped a noob (Which I regretted later due to this story). Next day he finds me in the MA. I was flying in my Spit 1 when I had this conversation with him.
Number guy: ... wishes to join your plane
Number guy: ... wishes to join your plane
Number guy: ... wishes to join your plane
Me: Stop asking to join my plane
Number guy: ... wishes to join your plane
Me: Where you gonna sit! On the wing?
Man that was a funny night.
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:rofl
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ok this is in the DA. By the sound of of it i would put this kid in the 8-11 year range.
Noob: Hey you shot me down when i was fighting someone else.
RMrider: sorry pal you flew straight for to long.
Noob: how dare you answer me back, i could kill you anytime.
RMrider:Whatever you say "mother".
Noob: I have fought all the expert pilots of this game and beat them all, you dont think i can kill you too?
:rofl :rofl
lmao :rofl
u shoulda asked him to name em
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"someguy keeps following me around everywhere saying "check 6"" :rofl
:confused: This happens to me all the time. :furious
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Copy, over, or out after everything they type on country
So the vets that are used to doing this in real life are noobs? :huh
My favorite noob saying has already been listed ("How do i go faster?" and "whats the best plane?"
#S#
Banshee7
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My favorite is:
How do I start a squad?
great thread Ray. :salute
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heres one for ya:
he says: do a mission do a mission come on guys lets do a mission
and then you say:shutup you friggen flyin zipcode (if its a #s guy) or if its not a numbers guy...alt+F4 will make a quick mission for you.
haha i usually help them out but if hes being all big and bad then ill do that stuff
yes very good thread
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lmao :rofl
u shoulda asked him to name em
lol why bother thats the thing, you argue you with 8 year olds and all you get is more of this... :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry
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And more ringing in your ears :lol
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haha yup.
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this is a good thread
the best ive heard was " Hay is there a base under attack?"
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You can still have gunners in tanks.
"someguy keeps following me around everywhere saying "check 6"" :rofl
Yup. Thats classic.
Ranks right up there almost with "dumb truck" LMAO
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Question: "Do soft guns take less bullets to blow up because they're not as hard?"
Answer: "Yes. If you want to save ammo you can land your plane, get out, and shoot it with your .45. Then hop back in and take off."
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I like following: System:2554544 request to join your planes
5PointOh.accept 2554544
2554544:HEY WHY CAN'T I FIRE THE GUNS
5PointOh:cause I'm flying a P-51
By the way squeaker season starts in less than a month!
5Pt, next time I see you on, I'm requesting a join when ur in a GV. :devil
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I remember once Id helped a noob (Which I regretted later due to this story). Next day he finds me in the MA. I was flying in my Spit 1 when I had this conversation with him.
Number guy: ... wishes to join your plane
Number guy: ... wishes to join your plane
Number guy: ... wishes to join your plane
Me: Stop asking to join my plane
Number guy: ... wishes to join your plane
Me: Where you gonna sit! On the wing?
Man that was a funny night.
:rofl Ain't that the truth Mac! Your next action is "squelch".
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Dropping torps on the town won't work. Little do they know.... :noid
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Hmmm....interesting how I've never had any of these problems...... :eek:
I think it's because I actually answer the questions, so they stop asking...and if they annoy me I just tell them to get lost or squelch them. Always works... :D
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Hmmm....interesting how I've never had any of these problems...... :eek:
I think it's because I actually answer the questions, so they stop asking...and if they annoy me I just tell them to get lost or squelch them. Always works... :D
But thats no fun...
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What no Big bombs?
no atomic bombs?
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12345678: can i join a squad?
12345678: i need a squad!!!
12345678: DAMN IT LET ME JOIN SOMEONES SQUAD!!!111!!1!!!!1!!
12345678: <squeaky voice> i wanna join a squad....
Pannono: ALT F4 for squad
12345678: Ok thanks
<5 minutes later>
12345678: It closed the window! What the freak u noob?
Pannono: lmao
12345678: :mad:
Pannono: lmao
12345678: :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry
Pannono: haha noob
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i love when i take off from base wheres theres full green and red dar bar with furball and C47 watch over town and i see troops sittin on runway
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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I need a wingman! Who wants to be my wingman?
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Oh there is the usual "How do I do X" questions where X can be any in game action that they are too lazy to read any doccumnetation or configure their control preferances.
Then there are the ones that are not so much questions as they are a step by step narrative of every dad gum thing that they are doing at the moment. :mad:
Example: "Ok guys I see (plane X) low 2 o' clock! Im goping in! my speed is too high! Firing now! Opps missed him! Cover me, COME ON GUYS COVER ME! I'm hit! Im going down! Im smoking! I got a fuel leak! SQUEEEEEKKKKKKK!
Then the only gratifying part is the large <SPLAT> of smooshed squeaker. :aok
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my own famous squeaker quote.
"1pLUs44:HEY GUYS <S>!!!!!!!!"