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Title: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: badhorse on April 23, 2008, 06:57:56 AM
In no particular order...

Anyone need a gunner?
I have a M3. Someone take the town down.
Need someone to escort my bombers.
OMG. Something killed me!
How do I fly/drive with a mouse?


Did I miss any?
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Husky01 on April 23, 2008, 07:02:19 AM
Theres to many to list...
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: thndregg on April 23, 2008, 07:22:31 AM
JOIN MY MISSION!
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Hornet33 on April 23, 2008, 07:23:50 AM
What are the cheat codes??


Heard that one a few times :O
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: wrongwayric on April 23, 2008, 07:53:12 AM
"I dropped troops on the field but didn't get the capture! What's up with that?" :rofl Seems like that happens pretty often when a new group comes in. Here's one that was funny as heck "I just shot this guy, hitting him all over the place but i blew up and he's not even hurt!!??" after i got my laughter under control "Hey you do realize i'm a friendly plane right?" :rofl
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Hornet33 on April 23, 2008, 07:59:49 AM
"I dropped troops on the field but didn't get the capture! What's up with that?" :rofl


 :rofl :rofl  That was me my first night of playing. Chappy and Maxius were taking off towards a field and kept saying they needed troops over there so being the good newbie and wanting to fit in I grabbed a goon and made a perfect drop right down the runway.
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: CHAPPY on April 23, 2008, 08:03:06 AM
LMFAO i remember that hornett :rofl :rofl :rofl

<S> sir
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Rogue9Volt on April 23, 2008, 08:04:31 AM
I'm surprised no one's mentioned:  "Help, how do I land?!"   :lol
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Noir on April 23, 2008, 08:07:19 AM
HOW CAN I BE FASTER

WHATS THE BEST PLANE
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Latrobe on April 23, 2008, 08:11:15 AM
"MAYDAY! I'M GOING DOWN! I'M GOING DOWN GUYS!"

heard that one being screamed over vox a few times.
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: 5PointOh on April 23, 2008, 08:20:38 AM
I like following: System:2554544 request to join your planes
5PointOh.accept 2554544
 2554544:HEY WHY CAN'T I FIRE THE GUNS
5PointOh:cause I'm flying a P-51

By the way squeaker season starts in less than a month!
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: lambo31 on April 23, 2008, 08:23:31 AM
 I alway's try to help new people if I have the time by tuning to the help channel. These are some that are pretty regular:

 Calling some one else a "Noob"
 
 "why won't my plane go up?"

 "what's that buzzing noise and why won't it quit?"

 "How do I change fields?"

 "how do I make my tank go?"
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: zoozoo on April 23, 2008, 08:26:54 AM
In no particular order...


I have a M3. Someone take the town down.



Thats not nooby
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Shuffler on April 23, 2008, 08:48:11 AM
How do I drop bombs?

Why won't my guns shoot anymore? (after spraying n playing all the way to the fight)

Where is everyone?

Cheater!!!! Your plane turns way better than mine and we're in the same plane.

Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: VonMessa on April 23, 2008, 09:06:17 AM
NOOB:   You Haxor!  You had half a wing and you shot me down!!   
I've got film and I'm sending it to HTC!!!!!

VonMessa:  Awesome, I've always wanted to be in a movie.  Hope you got some good shots of my Dora.  Good Luck, you are on your way to being the next Michael Moore .
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 23, 2008, 09:07:26 AM
How do i fire a missle :lol
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Shuffler on April 23, 2008, 09:16:19 AM
How do i fire a missle :lol

Well first you call him in your office and let him know that you don't think he is right for the position then hand him his pink slip.
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: VonMessa on April 23, 2008, 09:16:35 AM
Where can I get a B-29 with a NUUUUUUKKKKEEEE!?
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: texasmom on April 23, 2008, 09:18:26 AM
I alway's try to help new people if I have the time by tuning to the help channel. These are some that are pretty regular:
"why won't my plane go up?"
Hey Boss :)
You probably see that one from me a lot on squad text. :)
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: SIK1 on April 23, 2008, 09:29:34 AM
JOIN MY MISSION!
Didn't you really mean; JOIN MY MISSION!JOIN MY MISSION!!!! MISSION!!!! STARTS IN 2 MINUTES!!!! HOW COME NOBODY WANTS TO JOIN MY MISSION!!!!
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Noir on April 23, 2008, 09:34:14 AM
Didn't you really mean; JOIN MY MISSION!JOIN MY MISSION!!!! MISSION!!!! STARTS IN 2 MINUTES!!!! HOW COME NOBODY WANTS TO JOIN MY MISSION!!!!

YOu know how long a lancaster can run with 100% fuel ?  :cry
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Hitman20 on April 23, 2008, 10:10:08 AM
OMG You guys suck! I'm going to <insert diffrent country> Becuase you guys suck so  bad.

I allways love to see them guys. It's even better when you shoot them down lol.
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: acfireguy26 on April 23, 2008, 10:14:56 AM
Didn't you really mean; JOIN MY MISSION!JOIN MY MISSION!!!! MISSION!!!! STARTS IN 2 MINUTES!!!! HOW COME NOBODY WANTS TO JOIN MY MISSION!!!!


Join my MISHUN! MISHUN POSTED !
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: bergy on April 23, 2008, 10:19:04 AM
I am flying a tank, who wants to be my gunner
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Hitman20 on April 23, 2008, 10:22:07 AM
I am flying a tank, who wants to be my gunner

Didn't AH1 allow gunners in tanks?
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 23, 2008, 10:27:31 AM
Didn't AH1 allow gunners in tanks?

You can still have gunners in tanks.


"someguy keeps following me around everywhere saying "check 6"" :rofl
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: texasmom on April 23, 2008, 10:30:04 AM
Join my MISHUN! MISHUN POSTED !
Yeah, that one's my favorite too. :)
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: whiteman on April 23, 2008, 11:11:51 AM
The ear piercing scream "I need air support!!!!!!!" Although i haven't heard it in awhile, it stands out the most cause my ears where seriously ringing for 30 mins. It was shortly followed by "you guys suck!" LOL
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Dragon on April 23, 2008, 11:14:00 AM
Number guy:How do I get the plane to take off
leDragon:Enable auto takeoff
Number guy: It is

 :rolleyes: :confused: :uhoh

Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: sunfan1121 on April 23, 2008, 11:41:36 AM
my favorite is "How come my missiles wont lock on." :D or, "some idiot told me to press ALT-F4."
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: opposum on April 23, 2008, 11:47:16 AM
YOU STUPID HAXOR !!!! YOU SHOT ME DOWN AND I DIDNT SEE YOU!!!!!  WAAAAAAA!!!!! YOU HAXED THE GAME!!!!!

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Anaxogoras on April 23, 2008, 11:51:57 AM
Heard this one last night:

"xxx is cheating.  He shot me down with just 2-3 bullets."
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: chase4 on April 23, 2008, 12:51:59 PM
"Mayday Mayday Im going down in (this is the part that surprised me) 10,7,4"  Love it when it's written on country channel then they get outraged about the fact that no-one answers them  :lol
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Solar10 on April 23, 2008, 12:55:31 PM
"Mayday Mayday Im going down in (this is the part that surprised me) 10,7,4"  Love it when it's written on country channel then they get outraged about the fact that no-one answers them  :lol

I just tell them to "stay put, stay quiet, I'm on my way to pick you up."  That seems to keep them quiet for ... oh, I don't know...  4-5 seconds?
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: SFCHONDO on April 23, 2008, 01:00:54 PM
I own you, you suck, coward, hotard, dweeb, picker, runner you...

Oh wait, that's not a noob response, that's an idiots response...LOL    :D
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Strip on April 23, 2008, 01:12:23 PM
Saying "Press Alt-F4 for missiles on country."

Wait thats just the dweebs.  :noid

Strip
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Hornet33 on April 23, 2008, 01:14:00 PM
Heard this one last summer.

"So what do I have to do to level up in this game???"
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: SIK1 on April 23, 2008, 01:38:17 PM
Heard this one last summer.

"So what do I have to do to level up in this game???"

Responce: Kill everyone at least once.
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Max on April 23, 2008, 02:00:20 PM
HELP!
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Corrs on April 23, 2008, 02:08:36 PM
Noob: How do you take off?
AHer: Press ALT F4

This is what happens to the Noobs trying to be the Newbie 5 star Generals giving orders (bish near a nit base)
Noob: Corrs1 I'm shot down but alive, can you bring a plane or a truck to pick us up, we are right under you.
Corrs: you might want to start walking SE to that base
Noob: Corrs1 can you give us a ride?
Corrs: no passengers in a P-51..sorry
Noob: So we can walk to that base, how Corrs1?
Corrs1: press W to walk forward and turn w/ the joystick.
Noob: thanks Corrs1
Noob: (says to Noob#2 with him) Ok, lets go to that red base over there...
Corrs1: thats right guys, you'll find a nice ride back to your tower at that red base  :devil
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: BMathis on April 23, 2008, 02:13:24 PM
178789 Wishes to Join you

178789 Wishes to Join you

178789 Wishes to Join you

178789 Wishes to Join you

178789 Wishes to Join you

178789 Wishes to Join you

Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Motherland on April 23, 2008, 02:37:31 PM
'that hacker shoted me threw a tree!!!!!111one!'
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Hornet33 on April 23, 2008, 03:04:43 PM
Responce: Kill everyone at least once.

LOL One of the guys in the squad, can't remember who it was, told this kid he had to go and fly to the large airfields near the HQ's for each country, fly through all the hangers on the fields and then land back at the same base he launched from, and all 3 had to be done in one sortie. Told him he'd get something like 10K perks and level up to fighter pilot 2 who never blacks out and can turn tighter than all the regular pilots. :rofl :rofl

Poor kid bought it for awhile.
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Solar10 on April 23, 2008, 04:00:45 PM
LOL One of the guys in the squad, can't remember who it was, told this kid he had to go and fly to the large airfields near the HQ's for each country, fly through all the hangers on the fields and then land back at the same base he launched from, and all 3 had to be done in one sortie. Told him he'd get something like 10K perks and level up to fighter pilot 2 who never blacks out and can turn tighter than all the regular pilots. :rofl :rofl

Poor kid bought it for awhile.

Hey BushLt.  You can stop trying now.    :D
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: BiPoLaR on April 23, 2008, 04:14:11 PM
I own you, you suck, coward, hotard, dweeb, picker, runner you...

Oh wait, that's not a noob response, that's an idiots response...LOL    :D

i own you picking dweeb hotard run boy
did i leave anything out?
ohh ace pilot
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: betty on April 23, 2008, 04:30:43 PM
my favorite is....

omg a girl plays this game?
is betty really a girl?


and it only goes on from there hehe
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: BaldEagl on April 23, 2008, 04:32:10 PM
Squeek
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: TheBug on April 23, 2008, 04:32:32 PM
So are you really a girl???











 :)
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: betty on April 23, 2008, 04:34:37 PM
So are you really a girl???

lol smh :)









 :)
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Pannono on April 23, 2008, 05:00:52 PM
Im in a B5N i need a gunner
WHAT THE F**K YOU SHOT ME ON RUNWAY!!!111!!!1!!
76456786: Why u fly Hurr I its a noob plane   Pannono: Its noob plane because i just killed u in it rite?
Taking off bombers need escort
Copy, over, or out after everything they type on country
I died! I suck!
I got shot down (i usually say no1 cares now shut up)
How do i drive a tank?


Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: SPKmes on April 23, 2008, 05:41:11 PM
Not a Favorite saying....just say it alot.
   aaarrrrr Faaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr# sake this sux Just before I up again at a 100-2 capped field.
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: wrongwayric on April 23, 2008, 06:11:37 PM
This one today "You @$#%@# Ho tard!" "? oh your so right but seeing as how your perk F4U1C is dead and my Typhoon is untouched i must just be lucky" I had managed to evade him while he escorted lancs, shot all 3 lancs down and had 29 rounds of ammo left, while turning to go to land he came directly at me. Not sure how i'm the Ho tard in this one for just obliging him? :huh
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: RMrider on April 23, 2008, 06:27:26 PM
ok this is in the DA. By the sound of of it i would put this kid in the 8-11 year range.

Noob: Hey you shot me down when i was fighting someone else.
RMrider: sorry pal you flew straight for to long.
Noob: how dare you answer me back, i could kill you anytime.
RMrider:Whatever you say "mother".
Noob: I have fought all the expert pilots of this game and beat them all, you dont think i can kill you too?
 :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: macleod01 on April 23, 2008, 06:38:59 PM
I remember once Id helped a noob (Which I regretted later due to this story). Next day he finds me in the MA. I was flying in my Spit 1 when I had this conversation with him.

Number guy: ... wishes to join your plane
Number guy: ... wishes to join your plane
Number guy: ... wishes to join your plane
Me: Stop asking to join my plane
Number guy: ... wishes to join your plane
Me: Where you gonna sit! On the wing?

Man that was a funny night.
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Pawz on April 23, 2008, 06:42:18 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Pannono on April 23, 2008, 06:43:29 PM
ok this is in the DA. By the sound of of it i would put this kid in the 8-11 year range.

Noob: Hey you shot me down when i was fighting someone else.
RMrider: sorry pal you flew straight for to long.
Noob: how dare you answer me back, i could kill you anytime.
RMrider:Whatever you say "mother".
Noob: I have fought all the expert pilots of this game and beat them all, you dont think i can kill you too?
 :rofl :rofl
lmao  :rofl
u shoulda asked him to name em
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Pawz on April 23, 2008, 06:46:05 PM

"someguy keeps following me around everywhere saying "check 6"" :rofl

:confused: This happens to me all the time.  :furious
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Banshee7 on April 23, 2008, 06:56:55 PM
Copy, over, or out after everything they type on country

So the vets that are used to doing this in real life are noobs? :huh

My favorite noob saying has already been listed ("How do i go faster?" and "whats the best plane?"

#S#

Banshee7
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: yanksfan on April 23, 2008, 06:59:27 PM
My favorite is:

How do I start a squad?

great thread Ray. :salute
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: h338 on April 23, 2008, 07:02:04 PM
heres one for ya:
he says: do a mission do a mission come on guys lets do a mission
and then you say:shutup you friggen flyin zipcode (if its a #s guy) or if its not a numbers guy...alt+F4 will make a quick mission for you.

haha i usually help them out but if hes being all big and bad then ill do that stuff
yes very good thread
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: RMrider on April 23, 2008, 07:10:03 PM
lmao  :rofl
u shoulda asked him to name em
lol why bother thats the thing, you argue you with 8 year olds and all you get is more of this...  :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Motherland on April 23, 2008, 07:14:26 PM
And more ringing in your ears  :lol
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: RMrider on April 23, 2008, 07:21:02 PM
haha yup.
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: chrish483 on April 23, 2008, 07:31:51 PM
this is a good thread

the best ive heard was  " Hay is there a base under attack?"
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: DREDIOCK on April 23, 2008, 10:39:33 PM
You can still have gunners in tanks.


"someguy keeps following me around everywhere saying "check 6"" :rofl

Yup. Thats classic.

Ranks right up there almost with "dumb truck" LMAO
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: iWalrus on April 24, 2008, 04:06:03 AM
Question: "Do soft guns take less bullets to blow up because they're not as hard?"

Answer: "Yes. If you want to save ammo you can land your plane, get out, and shoot it with your .45. Then hop back in and take off."
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Hawk55 on April 24, 2008, 08:15:01 AM
I like following: System:2554544 request to join your planes
5PointOh.accept 2554544
 2554544:HEY WHY CAN'T I FIRE THE GUNS
5PointOh:cause I'm flying a P-51

By the way squeaker season starts in less than a month!

5Pt, next time I see you on, I'm requesting a join when ur in a GV.  :devil
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Hawk55 on April 24, 2008, 08:18:16 AM
I remember once Id helped a noob (Which I regretted later due to this story). Next day he finds me in the MA. I was flying in my Spit 1 when I had this conversation with him.

Number guy: ... wishes to join your plane
Number guy: ... wishes to join your plane
Number guy: ... wishes to join your plane
Me: Stop asking to join my plane
Number guy: ... wishes to join your plane
Me: Where you gonna sit! On the wing?

Man that was a funny night.

 :rofl  Ain't that the truth Mac!  Your next action is "squelch".
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: mensa180 on April 24, 2008, 08:47:45 AM
Dropping torps on the town won't work.  Little do they know.... :noid
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Yossarian on April 24, 2008, 02:52:47 PM
Hmmm....interesting how I've never had any of these problems...... :eek:

I think it's because I actually answer the questions, so they stop asking...and if they annoy me I just tell them to get lost or squelch them.  Always works... :D
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Corrs on April 24, 2008, 03:13:53 PM
Hmmm....interesting how I've never had any of these problems...... :eek:

I think it's because I actually answer the questions, so they stop asking...and if they annoy me I just tell them to get lost or squelch them.  Always works... :D

But thats no fun...
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: BiPoLaR on April 24, 2008, 03:16:30 PM
What no Big bombs?
no atomic bombs?
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Pannono on April 24, 2008, 04:49:48 PM
12345678: can i join a squad?
12345678: i need a squad!!!
12345678: DAMN IT LET ME JOIN SOMEONES SQUAD!!!111!!1!!!!1!!
12345678: <squeaky voice> i wanna join a squad....
Pannono: ALT F4 for squad
12345678: Ok thanks
<5 minutes later>
12345678: It closed the window! What the freak u noob?
Pannono: lmao
12345678:  :mad:
Pannono: lmao
12345678:  :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry
Pannono: haha noob
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Pannono on April 24, 2008, 04:51:48 PM
i love when i take off from base wheres theres full green and red dar bar with furball and C47 watch over town and i see troops sittin on runway
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: Urthona on April 24, 2008, 09:05:37 PM
I need a wingman!  Who wants to be my wingman?
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: DaddyAck on April 24, 2008, 11:03:09 PM
Oh there is the usual "How do I do X" questions where X can be any in game action that they are too lazy to read any doccumnetation or configure their control preferances.

Then there are the ones that are not so much questions as they are a step by step narrative of every dad gum thing that they are doing at the moment. :mad:

Example: "Ok guys I see (plane X) low 2 o' clock! Im goping in! my speed is too high! Firing now! Opps missed him! Cover me, COME ON GUYS COVER ME! I'm hit! Im going down! Im smoking!  I got a fuel leak! SQUEEEEEKKKKKKK!

Then the only gratifying part is the large <SPLAT> of smooshed squeaker.   :aok
Title: Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
Post by: angelsandair on April 24, 2008, 11:05:55 PM
my own famous squeaker quote.

"1pLUs44:HEY GUYS <S>!!!!!!!!"